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- You had to tell him ? - l had to tell someone. He put it into perspective.
Everyone said it was a stupid move, but l didn't care...
Christ, you work in a convenience store, Dante, and badly, l might add !
- How long you date Caitlin ? - Five years.
- l want to rent a movie. - You want to rent a movie.
not pussy out when it comes to free shit to drink.
The orange one and the orange one
<MUSIC> I can't tell <MUSIC>
- How many ? - How many what ?
Name it.
You hate the elite! But I love bucks. Isn't it ironic?
HOW MUCH IS THIS THING ANYWAY?
Jay - YEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!
Well, you two lovebirds take it easy, okay ?
I don't know. I wasn't watching.
- comes into play heavily when choosing jobs. - Like when ?
- The porno mags ? - Yeah !
You get us thrown out of a funeral by violating the corpse.
I thought he'd be at your side Like an obedient lapdog.
- How ? When ? - Embolism in her brain. Yesterday.
All I'm saying is, if you're that unhappy, you should leave.
Obviously
You'll be missed...
- Yeah, not yet. - And l remember one time--
37! My software update blew up 37 routers. In A Row?
yeeeeaaaahhhhh!!!!
- it wasn't me. - [ Scoffs ]
And then I'm gonna try to talk to Veronica.
Well, if he's so nice, why aren't you marrying him ?
-Hey, you see a set of keys around here? -No time for love, Dr. Jones.
Why ? l-l don't bother them and they don't bother me.
You know you're out of shape.
This has got to be the weirdest thing you've ever been called in on.
Jesus Christ ! What next ?
- does mean manning the store until closing. - l see.
Oh ! Like your life's any better.
I’ll assess all I want…
I'm not even supposed to be here today
Dante ?
MEMPHIS, LET IT GO! HOW MANY DICKS HAVE YOU SUCKED?
How much can you bench ?
- What ? - Posten's Funeral Parlor. Next show's at 4:00.
You think anybody can see us down here ?
Cruddy lung, smoking through a hole in your throat.
Charles Cobb you’re a rude mother fucker, you know that?
I'm a trainer. l know what that sound signifies. You're out of shape.
Melodrama comin' from you seems about as natural as an oral bowel movement.
This job would be great if it wasn't for the customers.
How many dicks have you sucked?
How many different girls have you slept with ?
What ? What do you want ?
I had a friend that chewed glass for a living. in the circus.
That's why I'm thinking maybe it's a misprint.
I don't know, Like a typographical error or something.
Fucking pervert.
- You gotta watch the store. I gotta go to this. - Wait, wait, wait, wait.
<MUSIC> If it's real <MUSIC>
Vurmant woW
Bunch of savages in this town.
<MUSIC> And sell the lie <MUSIC>
It must be great to have this ability to simplify things the way you do.
Oi bruv
they think they're being watched.
- Why'd you agree to come in then ? - Hey, I'm only here until 12:00.
- Something like 36. - What ? Something like 36 ?
You will be missed
Damn Democrats because of them I can’t afford eggs.
who were goodly enough to sleep with me.
- A fine for $500. - What ?
- Be careful. - I'm trying.
Usually l just turn the can upside down.
I'm just glad that Randal had the balls to tell me since you couldn't !
- ""Poo-poo,"" ""wee-wee."" - Fuck you.
Then to top it all off, you ruin my relationship. I mean, what's your encore ?
- With Caitlin Bree ! - I'm her sister.
- it only weighs seven pounds. - l didn't strain. l sighed.
Charles Cobb you’re a rude mother fucker, you know that?
No, that can't be. I just talked to him this morning.
- So, what ? You're stuck here all day ? - Fuck !
[ Laughing ] Crazy shit.
- Get to work. - Hey, what'd you rent ?
Oh, it's not like I'm miles away.
- I'm going to school. Maybe later you'll be a bit more rational. - I'm 37 ! l just can't--
My Current Sitch......
How many times have l told you not to be dealing in front of the store ?
This time in the morning, people just get a paper or coffee.
<MUSIC> Let's see what you find and you know <MUSIC>
I'll fuck anything that moves !
Fuck, fuck, fuck ! I'm not even supposed to be here today.
<MUSIC> Got no time for the forgotten glory <MUSIC>
- What smells like shoe polish ? - So you came here to what ? To comfort me ?
- Here. Chewlies gum. Try this. - it's not the same.
Bunch of savages in this subreddit
- He requests this ? - He gets off on it.
- You will be missed. - Screw you !
Bunch of savages in this town
Cancel merchant! Cancel merchant!
- Oh, Jesus. - And two, to prove a point. Title does not dictate behavior.
- The quest isn't going well ? - Obviously not.
WHATS YOUR ENCORE?
- Oh, you lie ! - Look how full of yourself you are !
You are too responsible. But no, l have to go home first.
[ Sighing ]
- Who found him ? - My cousin ? Mom found him.
37?!
37! I’ve had 37 birthdays! In a row?
- And then he proposed last month. - And you said yes.
Oh, you're the queen.
- l have first dibs. - Says who ?
He's just a boyfriend, Dante, and in case you haven't gotten the drift...
You're always saying how you can't initiate change yourself.
- [ Woman ] Oh, God. - [ Man ] it's all about pain, you bastard !
-Caitlin comes in and jumps all over me. -So that's cheating ?
You know what the real tragedy about all of this is ?
Thirteen. Let's see, you're about 19, 20 ?
I just saw Alyssa's Little sister outside.
Because he is out of shape!
We look down on them as if we're so advanced.
- [ Ronni ] That was Snowball. - Why do you call him that ?
Whats up baby Whats up sluts