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Oh, no. Oh, God.
Well then yeah, genius, get me a new salad. Or, get me a time machine so I can go back and smack your mom for smoking crack while she was pregnant!
My autobiography is due tomorrow!
Let’s play Goldcase!
Enero 25, 1971
and smack your mom for smoking crack while she's pregnant!
Good, because that's what I've been calling you,
Woke up in a camper at the auto show,
Oh, and a game show called "Gold Case."
Enero 31, 1971
and this dude looked me straight in the eyes and said,
Embrace it.
that does weird stuff in bed because they think they have to.
So you want me to take it back?
Thank you for convincing me to go back to the party.
television is the true American art form.
That's Talbot, and that's Armand.
Oh, Chris Matthews owes me 10 bucks.
Yeah, you'll never get that. My name is Gray, by the way.
You're fired.
Is that a euphemism for some kind of sex worker?
When I was your age, I was putting myself through college in Boston,
Oh, my. How'd he get that up there?
So please, don't tell me I don't have a dream, sir.
- With you? - With me.
Enero 22, 1971
- The catering lady already talked to me... - No, no, no.
That way, by the time Mr Williams gets back from the liquor store, it's nice and tidy.
I am living my dream.
January 17th... write it down, Cerie. It's historic.
What? And leave show business? No, thank you.
Enero 15, 1971
Does it say anything about $100 for a bottle of water?