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Here's your racket. - Thanks.
just honest.
Actually, I don't have any secrets at all.
Because I was afraid of worms, Roxanne. Worms!
We just ran out of gas.
Oh, God.
It really helps. - It's not me.
to make it appear that there were more shadows...
if she'd had an anchor on her arm.
The ladder is up! Boys!
revolving around each other, but they're so far away they look like one.
Read it.
You wrote her a few letters. - I did?
This damn town. You can't get anything going. Shit!
Go!
More, more! Thank you, thank you.
♫ Two coked-up hopheads comin' at me
Do it, Roxanne. - There's only one way to tell.
- Hello. This is the moment we've all been waiting for.
C.D., as soon as this Oktoberfest promotion is over
We got a burner, boys!
He reads encyclopedias? - He is an encyclopedia.
You win.
Excuse me. Is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face?
Look. He only gave us enough money for one drink.
the way your hair moved...
I've got a 3:00, I've got a 5:00...
And your nose, Charlie.
You're smart and you're funny. You can make things up.
What's lowball?
How original. Most people just have their teeth capped.
It looks pretty boring. I'll take care of it.
This is too small. My uncle's looking for it in the big scope in Arizona.
Stupid! Stupid! Yeah, I was stupid...
I see. She's got this extra large feature...
The one down on Rush Street.
I can see that.
There's someone I think I should get to know better.
This is beautiful. - No, no.
You could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger...
who would have sex with older women because they said, and I quote...
And I think she's fallen in love, but she doesn't know it yet.
I was walking on air.
Good luck.
Sorry we've been missing each other.
♫ But I'm recovering
I love your shoes. - What do you mean?
I couldn't... I couldn't do it the third time.
I was walking along. A spacecraft landed right in front of me.
I love you.
So what do I do? What do I do?
Yes.
They wanted to ask me about older women.
Tripping? Bumbling!
It's just so depressing.
It's been so long. - Girls!
It's enormous.
I like hanging out, mixing it up.
Therefore my body is a conscious structure of my consciousness.
You heard me, big nose!
Hi, Charlie. - Have a good time.
Ralston, could you bring us a bottle of wine, please?
He owes me 50 bucks. - You animal.
Why don't you ask her out? - No. Couldn't possibly fit her in.
Yeah. Yeah.
There it was again.
You got it, all right. - How to talk to Roxanne.
He made me feel romantic.
It'll work. - What I would imagine you're feeling?
and enjoy some outdoor hot-tubbing.
San Francisco. - I've been there.
♫ Now I'm walkin' down the steps
And when their wings hit the air...
I'm melting.
What is it?
There goes that doorbell again. - There's no doorbell.
What does she mean, she thinks she's fallen in love?
Too bad it's on his shoulders. - Oh, he's cute.
Just like on Sesame Street.
P'ski tradition of hot tubbing
No, no! Stupid...
Your tea, sir. - Thank you.
Hi. I'm Earl Scheib, and I can paint that nose for $39.95.
flesh-and-bone nose.
the one who loved you without limits.
I pledge allegiance to the flag of...
Ask these guys. I'm always crackin' 'em up.
And don't throw my hat at me!
Come on. - No.
It wasn't the way he looked.
Who designed these steps? The Marquis de Sade?
Yes.
So what are you looking for?
It's for my sister's girlfriend.
By the way, I named the comet.
It's because my words have to rise up...
They're all in the same hand.
I sort of already did.
What's not to like?
thing?
Whatever you do, don't let Madrigal hit!
I told her about the hot-tubbing...
And you were great. - I was okay.
my only nourishment was you.
It's good to meet you. - Thanks.
I was just... I was just making some eggs.
I want to see you.
Here's what I want. Two lines from the pump to the fire!
You like her, don't you?
I am, and I will always be...
it used to be jordan robinson waving his scarf and knocking ashley gallagher over so it would be caroline gallagher taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
C.D., you write the letter. - No, no. You're doing good.
How many is that? - Fourteen, Chief!
- How you doin'?