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Might make a good anti-smoking ad.
Two My Pillows
Sorry children? Cookie Eaters
We had the same suitcase?
Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate.
Or the Ohamshab sofa with the Strinne green stripe pattern.
You can't go into the unit. Police orders.
Yeah!
The movie goes on, and nobody in the audience has any idea.
...and trash a franchise coffee bar.
- I get the point! - No!
Aw, come on! Don't go!
You're a moron
I'm f*ckin' Lou Who the f*ck are you?
...Tyler was gone.
You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake...
- Look, this is a bad time. - I've been going to Debtors Anonymous.
Applicant?
Ow! Stop it!
When guys think you actually give a fuck
You're an insane person.
around the ruins of Rockefeller Center.
Then at Hope, my bimonthly sickle-cell circle.
I need you out of town this week to cover some red flags.
Well, make sure.
Back! All of you!
We are God's unwanted children? So be it!
Keep it up, then.
I'm fuckin Lou, who the fuck are you?
Trust me. Everything's gonna be fine.
with the celebrity voices first meet,
What are we doing tonight?
especially material possessions.
know that someday, you're gonna die.
- I don't think so. - What do you want?
This is cancer, right?
Project Hope will be a joint effort
he fell down some stairs i fell down some stairs
The gun's in my hand.
Supposedly, he was born in a mental institution
- You're up for review. - I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
Take em to the garden and bury em
I know it seems there's two sides to me...
The fish I cannot go when they watch
Chloe looked the way MeryI Streep's skeleton would look
I ran until my muscles burned and my veins pumped battery acid.
I still can't think of anything.
Wait a second. Hold on.
Do you know me?
You said you would definitely say that.
- Some really fucked-up people. - I'm on my way out.
Gentlemen!
Tonight, we make soap
There's... nothing up there.
Keep me on the payroll as an outside consultant
If there's nothing in it
tits are too big can't play baseball
Or... maybe I knew you'd know, so I spent all day thinking about the wrong ones.
we gotta get his balls.
Monday mornings, all I thought about was next week.
Of course it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a birthday
You met me at a weird time in my schedule and life…
You can't get married.
you're too old, jedi.
- We all thought you were dead. - No, no. Still here.
Or will it just be a death hairball?
The survival rate for everyone rises over 90%.
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- What are you talking about? - Nothing. Nothing.
- We are not special. - Fuck that. You should have told me.
Actually, you did.
- You need to lighten up. - Can you please just give me something?
Put the hose down.
Because the person who wrote that is dangerous.
So let's all of us follow Thomas's example and really open ourselves up.
Tyler had been busy, setting up franchises all over the country.
Sometimes… it’s a dildo.
For a second, I forget about Tyler's controlled demolition thing
If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla.
I couldn't cry. So once again, I couldn't sleep.
No. No.
On a long enough timeline
I don't even have to come into the office i can do this job from home
Blank faces Calm as Hindu Cows
Can I stay at your place?
ME TO NEW GETTY HIRES You Met Me At A Very Strange Time In My Life
Fuck!
Oh I get it
Sometimes, Tyler spoke for me.
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for widows and young professionals.
You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
Stop it! Stop it!
- He moves city and starts a new family. - Fucker's setting up franchises.
SFO. LAX.
We were on assignment.
You're going deeper into your cave,
I could have moved to another room.
Home was a condo on the 15th floor of a filing cabinet
Pick up your dental records. Know why?
We have the exact same rainbow suspenders.
I am responsible for all of it, and I accept that.
Paint a self portrait. Closed the house!
- Sir. - One black jacket?
v v
- Just ask, man. - What are you talking about?
Maybe you shouldnt bring me every piece of trash you pick up
and all I want is to get laid for the last time.
actually, Children don't worry about cookies because modern cookies don't have vegetables.
interesting theory interesting theory
What?
Bob. Bob had bitch tits.
His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
He developed bitch tits 'cause his testosterone was too high
- Veterinarian. Veterinarian. - Animals.
Without me, Jack could not regulate
Murder, crime, poverty. These things don't concern me.
Can't stay pretty forever
wen you need motivation
his name was @greynewell
The first rule of Friday pickup is... ...you do not talk about friday pickup.
Oh, my God.
that would heal if you could stop tonguing it, but you can't.
No, No. I want bowel cancer
Oh you've got some Fucked up friends
The things you own end up owning you
Pretend you're me. Make a managerial decision.
You’re running around in masks trying to blow things up? What did you think would happen?!
It's time for the one-on-ones.
THE SECOND RULE OF FIC GIF CLUB IS...
you know, like instead of rain... oh, i get it. very clever.
- Come on. Hit me, before I lose my nerve. - Oh, God. This is crazy.
Fuck, you're right. No, I don't smoke.
Whatever.
Oh here comes an avalanche of bullshit
Das ist Alpha!
dfds dfd
he's hot.
welcome to futsal club
You'd rather die here, on your knees, in the back of a convenience store?
You give up the condo life and all your flaming worldly possessions,
- Had sex. - What kind of stupid question is that?
have to use the indefinite article, a dildo, never your dildo.
and, in exchange for my salary,
- And the third rule is... - Bob, Bob. I'm a member.
In the industry, we call them cigarette burns.
you do not talk about Fight Club!
Arson investigators are on the premises...
You're Mr. Durden.
To begin tonight's communion, Chloe would like to say a few words.
When We have to take another test
Tyler dreamed up new homework assignments.
-quit screwing around. Vote for the healthy candidate. -look at you!
Candy-stripe a cancer ward. It's not my problem.
This must have been what all those people felt like
#toomuchschool
What the fuck are you doing, running around in your underpants?