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Rory needs her dad.
- I will probably always love him. - Okay, so?
You must be Rory's father.
while my dad and your dad went on and on...
Honestly, I've been trying to figure out how this makes me feel...
A dangerous age for girls.
But that doesn't change the fact...
The old balcony's still the same, isn't it?
How did this happen?
Dad, that's from You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown. It's a famous musical.
He wants to be more involved with Rory.
This is weird.
- That's Luke. - Luke's the diner guy?
He's probably only hit someone in college wearing boxing gloves...
Then it's... Christopher.
Don't apologize. It was the both of us.
We can't get married, Christopher. We don't even know each other as adults.
I'm sure all lunatics have the best intentions.
- She's my daughter, too. - More like your playmate.
Obviously there's some money mixed in there...
Where does dad have a misspelled tattoo?
- Here you go. - Holy mother!
She says, 'Nope, Offspring sucks and Metallica rules. '
They said that they are free to join us all on Friday night.
No, don't stay away.
You would not believe what happened. I slipped, and I busted my...
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
Charlie Manson is freaked out by you right now!
I'm just saying it is refreshing to see the two of you just...
You have to admit, they are few and far between.
She's a great kid.
Every Hayden male attended Princeton, including myself.
- Let's reschedule. - I didn't wanna do it in the first place.
I wanted to kill him. I would have, too, with my bare hands.
- Where did you... - It's been a long night.
That's hardly dinner.
It has every word ever recorded in the English language...
What is going on here?
and that pretty much led to Dean.
- Just yourself, caustic. - You mean obnoxious?
That's not true. If Tony Randall can crank one out in his 70s...
I still have my own set of needs that must be met.
Yeah. Me either.
- Stupid. Dumb. - Much better.
He did a good job.
These are my other grandparents. I don't even know them.
- You don't know what a family is. - People living together.
I've been looking for the one. That elusive soul mate. I really have.
- The who? - The Haydens.