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It would've been better if I would've announced:
Look who's here.
- That's convincing. - I don't know.
for defending me like that.
I don't know what your dad told you...
- Excuse me? - No, it was a 'hello' kind of thing.
Christopher, Jackson Melville.
I think my money is safe.
He switched to international cuisine a couple of years ago...
but I'm on the verge of a big success. It's for real.
Never found any.
- What do you think? - I think you shouldn't break and enter.
you might have aspired to more than a blue-collar position.
She didn't.
you have decades left to spawn.
I've not seen this man since last Christmas, right?
Honey, you can't even buy a book without having your credit card declined.
- I didn't come here just to tell you that. - No?
Come on, what's the book of your dreams right now?
- Don't you meet your folks on Friday? - Yes.
- Rejected? What are you talking about? - I can run it through again if you like.
- Lorelai, you look well. - I am, thanks.
It's a setup, giving me that key. It's meant to be used. It's my parents' house.
Okay, now I need some coffee.
And the hits just keep on coming.
You always had that splash of greatness.
How about you? Any thoughts of retirement on your mind?
- so he just kept it. - What kind of international cuisine?
I'm not crazy. I know there's already a life going on here...
It's coming home at the same time to the same place every day.
I can be a family man. I'm responsible now.
And since you're her father...
Metallica is way more substantial than The Offspring.
A single-celled organism crawled out of the primordial ooze...
Water pressure keeps changing every two seconds.
Christopher, hello.
besides hating successful businessmen? I'm just curious.
So we just end it here?
- You're worse than Mom. - Low blow.
I don't deserve that. I'm as mature as you.
I'm a Chuck Berry man myself.
We were practically inseparable for a while.
- That is the leader of our country. - Ignore her.
- Manly curtains. - Oxymoron.
- All right. Having a blast, then horrified. - Listen to me.