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You are constantly undermining every decision I've made on this trip!
Well, it's simply a matter of creative accounting.
What was I saying?
That's fascinating.
- I was excited I got it for him! - I know.
All right, calm down.
- I'll go with you. - No, it's crazy.
- for power on and off... - On and off, copy that.
He turned to me on his deathbed
- All right, Sanji. - Hey, that's good. Sanjay.
Yeah, I'm sure.
So far this is about the funniest thing I've seen on Broadway.
Thank you, by the way. That was so sweet of you,
Sir, the bellman will bring up your luggage after you check in.
- It belongs to David Schwimmer. - No, finders keepers.
- Is that what you're saying? - No, that's what you're saying.
Where do you live?
Would you mind telling me what he said to you up there?
Swedish.
# But this we're telling you, sirs #
- I found it. - I know, but it's not your watch.
We have a staff that does it. We sit in the front.
What are you doing in the lobby
You think these glasses are okay? I think I made a mistake.
# It's just no go, you've got no show #
- Thank you very much. - Thank you, no problem, okay.
But do it horizontally.
Oh no, this'll be exciting. You're gonna be great!
No no, you still have an hour.
Sir, whatever- whatever pleases you. That's fine with me.
I didn't have a good night's sleep. What am I supposed to do?
Costing?
Do you have anything to read?
That's all I'm talking about.
a producer could make more money with a flop
Look, I got the lenses put in my Max glasses.
# That slimy, sleazy #
# A Ziegfeld, so they'd say #
- Thank you, have a nice day. - Okay, you too.
to this whole experience,
I lost my watch I think at rehearsal.
The floor is for standing.
that you didn't get some kind of gratuity.
- Oh, sure, yeah. - I am a fellatio teacher.
Stupid cousin Andy, you know?
The next time I'll see you will be after the play,
that spicy food makes
One of the maintenance guys from the hotel had it on.
You've got a picture of Bush in your dressing room?
Who's this?
I got your message, by the way. Thank you so much.
It looks like you're building a sandcastle on the table.
'Cause my mother used to say that to me growing up.
Did you look, maybe-
How did you get this on? I can't even figure it out.
The first producer ever
- You'll be wonderful. - Yeah, thanks.
but if I didn't find your watch in the first place,
Yes, he taught me everything I know.
- I didn't know you sang and you danced. - I really don't.
was a little upset this morning.
What? Are you nuts?
He's a little cyclone, a little tornado
Hey hey, all right! All right! All right!
- Cady went to go get some coffee. - Oh, she's here?
I could study the rest of my life,
- Hey, honey! - Hey.