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- What is that? - What?
Susan Stroman, the best director.
That's your job, Sanji.
- Absolutely, thank you so much. - Very good.
You… will… fail!
- No, not from me. I trust you, sir. - You know what?
I call it play practice. When I was doing "Pippin,"
a man could make a fortune!
- Almost done, sir. - Yeah?
I knew it. Why am I forgetting it all of a sudden?
I don't see you doing it at all, but you'll be great!
You said they'd be under my name. Honest to God!
# Max Bialystock #
What?
I'm from Whitehall & Marks.
# The producers #
It's a card, this is the card slot.
It's a quirk, it's a quirk.
- Will you run lines? - I'll be fine. Stick to the plan.
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
It's not my fault, he gave me the tickets.
# Once he was a king... #
You know, I didn't even think twice about it.
Andy, they're at the "will call" window!
- That's fantastic. - That's a relief.
I can't, I've got to take care of this.
I don't know what I was thinking! I can't do this!
and the water comes out?
- Is that what it's for? - Yes.
since you got off the goddamn airplane!
Please, Mr. Bialystock,
Maybe it's in the cab.
He'll be here. He'll be here.
Honey, don't panic. There are a lot of shows on this street.
Just, maybe want a little something.
- Go to the back of the line. - I'm in the show, I'm Bialystock.
I've got two days until I open on Broadway.
Three days. You never know.
Simply insert the card into the slot.
- I know you made it up. - No, it's not like-
- I did not know that. - It does.
this show's gonna run for another five years!
# We'll never quit #
- You found it in the hotel, right? - Yes, yes.
Oh, dear God.
If I didn't go into show business, I was going to become a fireman.
- Alas, I did not. - It didn't happen?
Does that bring any scheme to mind?
You called, here I am.
He performed a service and you tip him for a service.
20 minutes before the show fighting with a Sikh?
Okay, okay, happy anniversary.
Take care of him? He's a repairman.
- You're a pretty smart guy. - Thank you very much.
I saw him talking to you. Did he tell you my seat-
Ask her what she does.
- You look great! - Oh.
- Are you drinking that water? - You know what?
All right, why don't we go to page nine in the script,
Andy is known by his affectionate nickname-
# We believe you, thousands wouldn't #
# Oh, we wanted to stand up and hiss #
I don't know why, I'm an excellent shaver.