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Another Concealed instrument?
- wanted for card-cheatin,' Cattle-rustlin,'
And not the big kind That win prizes,
Overruled!
We are not supposed To touch it.
Who's paying for your defense?
They were the law.
♪ well, americans Now have you seen? ♪
♪ marvey attorney ♪
"the right to play guitar Shall not be violated,
- ugh!
Guaranteed us Certain protections.
If everyone were walking around With a sunburst rickenbacker
Upon seizing power?
I didn't write that, it was On some asshole's website.
You're going to die in 23 years Of a coronary embolism.
- you were saying...
A 5-day waiting period To buy a telecaster?
In there with you?
[door opens]
- thank you. - a phone book ad.