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You're so weird.
-What? No, I don't believe in guns. -You don't believe in 'em?
Looks like they've turned him with Uber blood,
I just bought an ergonomic chair with my own money. I'm all in on the desk.
[in English] The best.
[roars]
-It's a hive. -What?
We have to call the Union and wait for them.
-One. -[sighs]
Come on, Dad. We're gonna be late to the party.
It's my trophy case.
-[squelching] -[Bud] Seth, hold your head still.
-What's wrong? -Her teeth are jacked up.
♪ Mowing down vamps With my best friend Bud ♪
Besides, everybody pisses themselves the first time.
Fine.
[grunting]
♪ Hey, I think I just missed my flight Privé Revaux to see through the lights ♪
Or we run up there in force right now.
[Bud chuckles]
[sizzling]
I don't know.
which, of course, is $5,000.
[bones crunching]
What, am I just supposed to wear turtlenecks from now on?
I'm gonna fart in my yogurt, and you're gonna eat my fart.
No. No!
[container clicks]
-I don't like cheesecake. -Do you have that?
She always says she likes her teeth 'cause they look like my teeth.
Come on!
Open up.
Now, you see, it's only fair I take you away from him.
Doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.
[Bud] See you ain't missed a step, Big J.
Harsh.
Talk? Vampires kidnapped my family. You wanna talk?
I'm serious.
my wife and my daughter move to Florida.
Familiar on the run.
Whole lot of gibberish. You know that's a crock of shit, right?
A name.
[growls softly]
-What! That was totally involuntary. -It's like a hiccup, probably.
which is what happened here.
he may circumvent normal operating hours
-Baby, get up! -Come on, Daddy, get up!
Hunting vampires.
I'll lead the way.
What happens in the butthole?
and move vamps back in amongst the rest of us.
[tsking]
I know you think I keep things from you, but right now, you gotta trust me.
No. No!
Look, buckle yourself in, okay?
There's a lot I need to tell you.
-Code 233 says any hunter who encounters… -Code? I don't give a shit.
Did you know that a vampire cannot live without its fangs?
♪ Built a massive team That's passion themed ♪
All right. So, what the hell do you want? Huh?
Each set is a life that could have lived a thousand lives.
Hey, hey.
-What, are you serious? -Damn right.
-Are we what? -Are we moving?
[sighs]
[motorcycle engine roars]
[vampire snarling]
[both] Home sweet…
[banging at door]
[shotgun blast]
My bad.
-[Heather] Thanks. -Yeah, no problem.
[in Spanish] Bitch.
Why?
one property at a time.
Fill these out, all of them.
♪ They get me all up underground Still inside the box ♪
-I am being straight. -You're not.
[car alarm chirps]
Mainly I just…
you'll be there reporting it back to me, right?
♪ 'Cause shotgun bullets Are bad for your health ♪
You're so full of shit, lady.
There you go again, lacking imagination.
♪ I ain't really trippin', Go on, take that shit ♪
♪ Hit me ♪
Mm-hmm. You also forgot to mention that you can kill them by burning them.
What about us?
♪ Let bygones be bygones So you can be an icon like I've done ♪
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
[snarling]
[hissing]
Oh, come on. No, no, I'm not okay.
-He fed recently, you see that? -Yeah.
and he's gonna murder you.
You did good in there.
You got six. I got five. I'll catch you up.
[grunts]
Mom says I might have to start a new school.
Everything that makes a vampire a predator
[groans]
Okay, so all of the lies, all of the late-night calls, all of the locks…
[hisses]
Then there is 15% off the top of every fang,
and to help with placement in Simi Valley.
[blood squirting]
♪ Mowing down vamps With my best friend Bud ♪
so long as he notifies the Union before entering," which he did.
♪ Hit me ♪
♪ Every shit you take ♪
-[Bud] Wow. -JJ Perry to the trade counter.
-You think so? -Absolutely.
You know what?
without prior authorization.
Oh, I'm alive.
No, thanks. I'll take a rain check.
You missed!
Let's go.
The sky is the limit.
["Shimmy Shimmy Ya" by Ol' Dirty Bastard playing]
[countdown clock beeping]
-And we gonna roll out. Here we go. -[engine starts]
Yeah. Well, welcome to the building. I'm right there in 20.
No!
[groaning] Okay, here we go.
[Seth panting]
[dramatic music playing]
There's dental included, right?