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Set for two seconds.
under the ARGUS program.
We don't want you here.
(EXHALES)
RICK: June!
You're absolutely right.
You might wanna keep your mouth shut.
Not cool.
(GRUNTING)
My dumb ass didn't believe the stories.
(EXHALES)
You can't have them.
It was.
(INHALES SHARPLY)
When she ask can her boyfriend come to the BBQ
- WOMAN: Log time of death. 1620. - June?
Some say the witch has a secret buried heart,
This is crazy. who the hell left all these hot dogs in my yard
So I started using it.
Son of a bitch. Get off me.
And then there's the Aussie.
Hey, Harley!
You want to put our national security in the hands of
The older I got, the stronger it got.
I'm just gonna hurt ya
And, uh, if she can't cut it and her grades start slipping, I need you to white people that thing.
(GRUNTING)
Hey.
and I want you to go clear my browser history.
Hmm.
You played yourself, dawg.
(BUZZER BUZZES)
Man, you just threatened a staff member.
Now that's my price.
(GRUNTING)
somehow, some way, I'm gonna get outta here.
I was studying your girlfriend.
And I'm the bad guy?
(YELLING)
BOOMERANG: Hey, well,
I do.
You know, outside you're amazing.
Nothing. Just having a laugh.
You get paid, and you get your fresh start.
(GRUNTING)
Do it!
Look at you.
JOKER: Professor, could you pick up the pace?
WOMAN: June...
Look at that, right there. Vulcanized rubber.
MAN 1: We finally meet.
Party foul!
All of that chitchat's gonna turn into a lot of fun
I asked.
Yes, ma'am. We are inbound.
Say it. Say it.
GRIGGS: You put five of my guards in the hospital, honey.
- Yeah. - (CHUCKLES MANIACALLY)
Talk about a workplace romance gone wrong.
I got plenty of my own strings to pull.
Now it's not.
Promise me you'll stop her.
(SCREAMS)
Whoa!
Gets jumped in a prison riot and incinerates half the yard.
DEADSHOT: Is it the President?
I smell a rat أنا أشك في الموضوع
DEADSHOT: Bloody Mary, right?
I did everything you said. I helped you.
Okay. Okay, okay. Relax. There was an accounting error.
You just get them to the top of that target building
(GASPING)
MAN: What's going on in that city?
Oh, says the guy who shoots people for money.
I don't know if they told you,
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Damn. That is just a mean lady.
*gets head blown up at the push of a button* Harley- Now that's a killer app!
(GROWLING)
You're not on the lifeside, by the way.
I'm not much of a joiner,
How'd she do it, Flag?
and she turns them into a soldier who can take a headshot and still fight.
Everybody's gonna know what we did.
Okay, honey. It's me and you.
I can't change what I did. And neither can you!
- Do something. Do something! - Don't touch me!
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(WHISPERING) Tell them, Put it down.
I got this.
We got contingency plans for nukes in North Korea,
A sorceress from another dimension. Another world.
They think we're rescuing Nelson Mandela.
Flag, get out of there.
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Then what?
(YELLING)
You had hope, huh?
Like fight the next war, defeat the next Superman.
Huh?
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
We'll leapfrog through you once you're in position.
We're going for a drive.
Blow it!
We're the patsies.
Savior One-Zero's been hijacked. Shoot it down.