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Bye, guys. Nice to meet you.
Thank you.
I'm thankful for my beautiful grandchildren,
Oh, yeah? Yeah, it really looks like you've got it.
You killed my dad!
or cry to when my first boyfriend dumped me for Missy Howard.
They find this kid in a state of disrepair,
by the authority vested in me by the state of California,
- What I was gonna say... - Before I told it like it is?
And right now I kind of envy them. But I know you guys love me.
Your kids.
in the middle of the night when we're asleep."
- Don't freak out about it. - No! Why would I freak out about it?
The same way you got fired from your last three jobs.
Just FYI, we can all hear you.
Yeah. The other two are jackassing around out back.
- They're here. - I love you.
- That's right. - We're gonna be at every soccer game.
- I tried being the bad guy. You wouldn't let me. - Okay, fine. I'm sorry.
- I knew before we got married, okay? - That's the point.
Oh, my God. You guys are gonna have kids now, aren't you?
Come on.
- Rather than what, Jan? Just spit it out. - Hell, I'll say it.
I just thought 'cause of the gay guys' conceiving joke that we were...
- No, she doesn't like it when you... - Come here!
Karen is not advocating vandalism in the workplace.
What? No, you don't. You don't even know me.
- Dude, it walks and talks. - This could be my helmet!
I love the big rides. You want to go on the...
I know, I know, but she kind of... She looks okay.
- Let's go, guys. - Let's go.
You're doing such a good job, buddy. We're right here.
No, don't show me that. I don't want to see those little faces.
Now.
Mrs. Wagner, did you at one time force Lizzy's friends to leave your home
Oh, is that that boy Jacob?
And why are you bringing two girls little by little just for the first time, anyway?
Thank you so much! He didn't do any of that.
- Did Lizzy tell you that? - Oh, come on, Ellie.
Sweetie, good night. I love you.
Where's the court statement Ellie gave you?
- I thought you said his name was Jacob. - Really?
When I was growing up, a lot of people thought I was damaged goods too.
- I've worked harder than you've ever... - Yeah, I know, you're a badass.
But it's difficult work.
I can tell.
Oh, come here.
What?
- Is this funny, Kit? - I think we're all enjoying this a little bit, Pete.
- What happened? - He's got a nail in his foot.
You like that?
In your heart of hearts,
I hate it.
and turn it into a crazy life decision.
Mom!
Nice! Nice. And we hear you that you're frustrated with the chart.
- Huh? - Christmas!
so, yeah, she's pretty much a nonissue.
Did it come in a big box?
You can't wear sneakers. We gotta look good today.
I would be thankful to know why you all have a problem with this.
You know, family court is important...
Yeah... Whoa! Oh!
- Let's not call her bad names. - Don't tell me how to treat my kid!
- Uh-huh. - Thanks, Grandma Sandy. Thanks!
Will you just trust me? Come on.
Ha-ha-ha.
and it's like the saddest thing I've ever seen.
No, no, no.
Wait. Wait! Wait! Wait.
Yeah. Just let me know if it pulls, okay?
- Excuse me. Sorry. So sorry. Occupied. - Hey! Sorry.
The system is overloaded, okay?
- Whoo! - There we go. Yes!
- God, can you blame her? - Well, but listen.
God! She's taking naked selfies in the bathroom!
I'm Pete.
- It's just a SpongeBob knife. - It's still a knife.
- You're done! - Done!
Now I know where Brenda gets her inspiring speech thing.
Miss Viara.
Pete, you'd said you'd say something to her next time she acts all bitchy.
- Trying to make up... - This is it?
- It wasn't a look. - I think we just started some trouble.
All right, look.
Just stay there, Juan.
We're having a baby. We are having a baby.
Fifteen-year-old girls should never be naked, ever!
This isn't...
- It's so warm. - Hey, put the pizza down.
That sweet kid from school is sending you photos of his beeswax?
- Would you like to take a picture with the judge? - Yeah, sure. Thank you.
Well, guess what.
Hands, hands, hands. Thank you.
Ho-ho! Double shot!
"Lizzy, it's okay to be angry.
why
I got on Lizzy just last night when she wouldn't clean up after dinner!
There's a gym and a frozen yogurt machine right there in the break room.
Maybe I just wanted to be the fun parent for once instead of being the bad guy.
Everybody knows you can't have people over when you're grounded.
So I'm pretty sure the multiplex is a comparatively safe environment.
Um, w-we'd have to...
Pete, Ellie, I understand your frustration.
I have a...
You remember I told you we weren't special enough for this?
to make you feel good about yourself.
The kid carrying her whole life in a Hefty bag.
Hey. I've got a car seat for Lita if you don't have one.
Took a lot to convince her to accept placement in an adoptive home.
Hey, kids, dinner!
Lizzy, can we go home now?
- I'm the bad guy. Watch this. - Bye.
- Come here. - Hey, I'm right here.
But we all need to keep in mind that until the kids are adopted,
That is right.
Oh.
these days mean a great deal to all of us.
Good night!
We tried to take it, but his birth mother gave it to him,