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- That's it. - It's done! It's done. It's done.
And at the time, we couldn't answer her."
Just put the knife down, honey.
You think you're better than me, huh?
I know.
Yeah, hi. I'm Lizzy. Um, this is Lita and Juan.
- Everybody go potty! - Yeah, I went potty.
Hey, Mr. Hendrickson, go long!
leaving Lizzy to parent Juan and Lita all by herself.
Most important thing, make sure the moms all get along.
Hey! Did you have fun?
That's terrible. What about the father?
And you know that.
Come on. I'm getting him.
these... these kids could blossom, right?
I walked them through some of my better bird-watching stories.
- Hey, guys, check it out. There's some shit going down. - Lizzy, the phone.
Little Juanny's upchucking in the trash bin!
Love you too.
Hey. How's it going?
A-Are you jo... You're not joking? My God. I'm so sorry.
But we can take you through the eight-week foster parenting course,
There you go, Juan.
When someone does terrible things to the children we love,
Okay. Thanks.
- Um, I mean... - I... Oh, God.
- What, like a dirty bomb? - Whatever.
Whoa. Whoa. What's happening here?
- Tres. - Tres.
Okay, all your court bears are in here, the new ones as well.
Lizzy gave you the look and you caved.
Oh, yeah. Lizzy's such a great kid.
- We gotta get going. - Take care.
...much. That was incredible. Thank you.
You're doing so good, buddy.
"Well, sometimes with the quiet types you'll have to make the first move."
Sending pictures of your knob to a 15-year-old girl?
I'm David, and this is my wife, Jessie.
Sure.
Yeah. Totally.
So you don't know what's gonna happen.
Let's make them feel welcome.
When. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Kimmy.
Here you go.
I said that, Your Honor, but again,
Hey, Dad.
That was gonna be me, trying to start my adult life,
- Hey! Excuse me. - What's up, man? Wanted to catch a fade, huh?
I know, but we were always so broke.
You must be Lizzy. Come here!
Well, there's some good news.
But we have to try, people.
including the... the very lucky kids
Yeah, let's do it.
Yeah, I would love to.
Please?
ever since her mother's boyfriend started her on meth when she was 11.
You know what? I think I can help.
Pete, you tell her what my nationality is! Tell her!
I'm so sor... We... We're terrible people. I'm sorry.
Except instead of grieving...
Potato Chips has been bad today. Bad girl!
- I'm gonna get dinner started. - Okay.
I like the way she says her J's.
I'm No TV? Yeah. No TV. Because I just No TV you.
- Hey, look, we got some snacks. - Come on, Lucas, right over here.
Yeah, Lizzy comes with two younger siblings, Juan and Lita.
You know, we gotta just accept that we made a terrible mistake
- She doesn't like it. - I think she loves it.
So on these rare days when we get to smile at work,
Hey, you're not going anywhere. Stop right there!
- Yay! - Yay!
- You sure you're okay? - Yeah.
We don't have a year-long engagement on this thing.
Is anybody interested in playing with the giant dollhouse it took three hours to assemble?
Can I put my bears in there?
Let her go with her friends.
I've never seen it. So, please, it's your turn. Just do not talk to me anymore.
Show everybody those big shaved plums you're so proud of!
Wow.
You're good parents, looking out for your kids.
I think our kids made us realize just what kind of a rut we were in before.
Absolutely! Miss Peppers!
Calm down. I'm gonna fix her, okay? Here you go. See?
Yes
I'm just gonna go check on Lita.
- Can you help me? - Yeah.
- There's no trouble. - Maybe even a fight.
Okay.
- The Muskies might lose that meal ticket. - Karen, please.
A couple of months.
we can, I promise.
But the Muskies are not abusive or evil.
- What? - My name is Charlie.
I am always the bad guy because you're never there.
She's got a knife.
I'm just going to say hello. I know. I don't think we should do that.
No, honey, it's "Hway-cob."
And Juan just doesn't use his head.
- Okay. Yeah. - It's just here.
- They're right outside, if you guys wanna follow me. - Yes! Yes.
Will you look at them!
You never said I couldn't have any people over.
And this has you feeling what? Frustrated? Scared? Lost? Is that it?
We're never gonna do that.
Yeah.
It's good. It's like... It's, um... It's school.
And my plums aren't shaved.
- Great idea, by the way. - It's awesome.
Mama.
We're not rich. I mean, we're doing okay.
and Lizzy is strong-willed and she won't trust easily.
I'm so sorry. You are so right.
Thank you.
The courts took 'em. There's nothing we could do.
- And you know I can do it. - Really?
You know, family court is important work.
Go potty, put your shoes on. We're gonna go, okay?
- You got it? - I got it.
Hello! Hey, help, please.
The rut was easy and quiet. You know, I miss the rut. But you had to be a mommy.
Now you're telling me she's back on... Ow!