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Ow! Oh!
Can we just get out of here, you coward?
So, together we're all gonna decide which chore we'd like to do
- Come on. - Come on. Have a little vision.
- Did you guys go to prison? - No. We were... just in jail.
Hi, honey. Here we are.
Great. Yeah, I just... I have so many feelings.
It's messed up, I know, but the county puts these on
Hey. Excuse me! Heads up!
Are you sure?
Or big.
But things have been a little chaotic around here, and we need things to be normal.
Juan, drop it right now!
that we feel no family should have to go through.
You know that we love you, right?
- What? I do not. - You do.
I pronounce you a family.
she doesn't know how to make my noodles the way I like to have them?
I'm sorry, sweetie. I thought we were really connecting.
You're a brave boy, you hear me? Look at me. You're so brave. Yeah?
And you know why? We've got a cosmic connection.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
You know what? Tell the girls we need their car. Now!
- Hold my hand, hold my hand. - A little bit of a sting.
who still hasn't been matched with a child.
Is this that kid Jacob you were talking about?
Okay, I think that's everybody.
- You all set? - Yep.
Why don't you come on over here? Excuse me.
- I did not cave. - Oh, you caved.
- About the couch fire? - No. About your .26 hearing.
Stop right now, or you're not getting lunch or dinner.
we hear about you throwing food in the cafeteria one more time,
We want to thank the Lord for our first Christmas together.
Fourteen? Oh, my God!
I'm gonna find this Jacob kid and get to the bottom of this, okay?
Yeah!
Well, guess what? You're grounded.
- I'm okay. - Okay.
Good morning, folks.
It's got nothing to do with what just happened.
- Yeah. - It's cool. Great.
Like The Blind Side. Like the movie. Right? That's great.
- I love hide and seek. - Okay, but just us. No girls.
But does he have a lot of contacts?
Guys.
We're good! Thank you so much. We're good, thank you.
you know, for everything they've done for us, yeah?
Let's see it. Bust that shit up.
Motherfucking Mr. pickles
I know she's getting these texts. I can see the dots.
That would depend. There's a lot of factors that go into it.
I know, I know, but we wanted to.
- Karen, there is no evidence to... - You've seen 'em.
Get out of here!
Clearly, it's not for them. Let's just flip this one, El.
Juan!
And what's the boy situation? Anything exciting?
- Excuse me. - Y-You guys heading out?
Most folks want nothing to do with teenagers.
put 'em back.
Peter and Elinore Wagner,
- We've been waiting one hour for you! - I'm the bad guy. Calm down.
Here's an idea. What if we adopt a five-year-old?
Uh, Kylie, Savanna, these are my, um...
Okay. Lunch it is.
- Stop! Stop! - It's almost over.
- Holy shit. Holy shit. - Yeah. Yeah.
Before you jumped on in there,
Good night.
I'm so sorry.
I always thought that I'd be a mom someday.
No.
So we went to the school and joined her in the cafeteria.
That's a good idea, huh?
Stay still. I got to wrap it up.
Yeah, she got clean because she was in jail, Ellie.
- Yeah. - Last session.
I swear to God, I'm gonna get pregnant again this afternoon just to spite you.
Yeah, okay... Hey, Pete, Pete, just wait.
I know. I think it's awful. But they're teenagers, okay?
Oh. Oh, oh.
Lita won't eat anything but potato chips.
Try it.
You're crazy.
I'm so sorry. Oh, God. I'm so sorry, honey.
And you might quit just to get some control back.
Yeah, we just realized we hadn't thought it through properly, so...
and cranking his explicit music till all hours.
- Wow. - Nothing hard about kids.
- It's brutal! - It's very dull.
It was a little out of context maybe, but there's no hard feelings.
- Like the Avatar thing. - Avatar?
She came into care four years ago when she was 11.
Sir, all I need to know is whether or not Lizzy is lying.
I protect it means the first recovery to us
Look, Lizzy's mom is a product of the system
- Oh! - Oh, gosh.
Is that her real mom? Yeah, that's a harsh move.
Okay.
It's not fair. That is not...
- Yes! Absolutely! - Oh, my God. "Our blood."
I'm one-eighth Comanche, okay? So I'm not that white!
Oh, my goodness. Oh.
And Lizzy's soccer team is undefeated.
I like it. It's really... dope.
- Of course. I mean, that's... - Yeah.
Whoo!
I can't get over it. They look just like normal kids.
Mm-hmm.
What do you think it is, Mom? Wild guess. Dick. Pic.
- Oh! You're a dick. - I'm kidding.
and I'll just jot you down for "whites only."
She's not fat. She's body positive.
- Eeew! - Eeew!
And now Mom's ready to reunite?
Bye, Meatball.
Yeah, three.
Why is this funny?
- Wait. Did you say "made" a difference? - Yeah, she did.
That was good.
- We're stuck, aren't we? - Yeah, we are.
- Lizzy. - Please just go away. You're not my parents.
We didn't take her kids, Ellie.
I love the movie.
I got the whole family tickets to Six Flags!
Because we love you, Lizzy.
- Now we're just supposed to? - I know.
I'm sorry if we're not as politically correct as you guys,
Yeah, Lizzy, you body-positive whore!
No, it's okay. Don't cry. Relax.
- So you caved, huh? - No, I did not cave.
Pete, if you don't want the kids,
That was very smart. Put him right on this gurney.
No fair! I want some of that. Hey, honey.
- Wow. Hello. - What is that?
You didn't have to get all this stuff for us.
With me wanting the kids or not wanting the kids?
Now we're talking!
Actually, I wanted to give you the statement we wrote
Almost done.
Definitely starting to hate me a bit less, right?
Oh, good! You're home!
And, Miss Viara, do you feel capable of responsibly caring