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I think I have to take a crap.
- Oh, uh, sorry. - You don't have to say sorry. That's okay.
We are here today to officially create a new family.
They were completely uninterested.
Whoo.
Get some sleep, kids.
I'll tell you what's not normal, is your kids not knowing what Six Flags is.
You guys picking us up? Where's Mom?
I'm so sorry. It's not my fault.
- Yeah, we'll be back. - We'll be back soon.
And I haven't seen her. I was hoping I could see her.
Ellie.
That's right, we've got a cosmic connection.
The thing is, over half the kids who age out of foster care
we wanted to get to know you a bit more.
What's that?
- But you just said she won't let us. - Nope, she won't.
I agree.
Would you like to share your news?
What are you doing? Take it out!
- Mm-hmm. - Right?
- What about the presents? - I would've went crazy if I got a robot.
Can you please get off the counter, honey? It's dangerous.
bounty of super fun cardboard boxes.
You take her.
she's losing her connection
- It's, um... - That's a Sharpie.
Really small for her age too. Maybe a fetal alcohol thing or something.
Can we just take a moment, calm down, and take a few breaths?
Of course, if you two thought you could make room for an older child...
I'm so sorry. I feel terrible. I, uh...
Sweetie, we're so sorry.
No, bull. Gimme one. Yee-haw!
Those kids were living like feral cats in a crack house.
No. Sit.
Hello. My name is October Ross Jennings.
And that was helpful.
You're not terrible. Now get on in there and find you a family. Go on.
that weren't donated from total strangers, so...
We're not having chips tonight, munchkin. Sorry.
Hey, number three, where's your mother?
- Come on, Ellie. - He didn't do any of it!
Sorry I don't dress like an uptight douche like you.
We didn't take her kids, Ellie.
Congratulations, guys. I'm so happy for you.
- Sorry, guys. - Sorry.
- Huh? How'd that feel? - It felt good!
- Shut up, Russ. - All right.
I don't know, maybe next time you guys...
For what it's worth, I heard what you guys did in there.
Thank heaven he didn't seriously hurt one of the other kindergartners.
- We're gonna try again. - Definitely try.
- You sure you don't wanna give her chips? - No, we're not giving her chips.
Huh. Turns out Lizzy's mom is finishing a sentence in county jail.
- Hey. - Hi.
me when i see mae
Juan!
- Hey, Pete, look at my pretty new doll. - Wow.
Honey, when we saw her, it was obvious.
- Did I make it? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
we can find a way to get these little assholes out of our house!
- Yes, Your Honor. - Yes, Your Honor.
We spend day in and day out dealing with things
Yeah. That's my daughter.
Hey, hey, hey.
.... .....
Here's a hundred.
Listen, guys, right now, you're all they've got.
- Unlock the window! - And if I say anything about any of it...
Yeah, she's not just gonna step aside and let you two take over.
Uh, my mom got out a few months ago, so...
Hey. It's okay, sweetie. Did you have a bad dream?
Oh, yeah. Oh, dear.
That's not the only thing they're gonna break.
"Sexually harassed"? What do you mean? Their parents made lewd comments?
All right. Get up! Come on. Let's go.
Next thing I know I'm in full mom mode, giving her advice, like,
I grew up a lot like that kid.
And, Mr. and Mrs. Wagner,
Okay, what do we have here?
- That's crystal! Sorry. Oh, my God. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
You're on Facebook, right? I'll find you. Okay!
I know. I just...
- Ow! Ow. - Calm down. Don't cry.
And next we have Pete and Ellie.
fosters.
And that statement ain't gonna help.
- Mom's here. - Okay.
She got a T-shirt.
You know that too, because they obviously came in through the window.
All right, come on.
Hey. What's wrong?
Pete, we're not talking about you, man.
It wasn't their fault. They didn't do anything.
Lizzy.
Oh, great. I'm so glad that she loves her black bedroom.
- Uh, that's my daughter. - The radiator kid?
- Can you take the door? - Don't read my texts! Open the door!
- Amen. - Amen.
- "Pete, please?" Exactly. - No, I...
create an open concept through the kitchen.
- Yes. - That's very good news.
- What's going on? - Please give this to me. Lizzy!
All right.
Okay. Okay. Well...
- Stop talking. - Ellie.
and trash bags in the middle of the night and move them back to the Muskies?
- I don't want this! - Hey!
Bye, Brenda. Great job. Amazing. All right, Kit, bye.
- Hey, buddy. - It's all right, buddy. We're here.
that we couldn't read in court, just so you have it.
- Saved you a little walking time. - We had a front space.
- Christmas is boxes. - Yes.
- Oh, no! - That's gonna... What? Hey! Hey!
Yeah, we would. And right now everybody thinks we're saints.
but now they're called rescue dogs and everybody wants one.
Yeah!
Not really a rut. Just the same old routine. You know?
What do you guys think?
We did it because something was missing in our lives, but we didn't know what it was.
with everything and everyone.
- Actually, there's this one guy, Jacob. - Yeah?
What do you think?
- With ketchup? - Put it out!
Yeah. You're such a good boy.
Hey, thank you.
I quit bringing it up because every time I did, you'd say it's not the right time.
It's so clean and quiet in here.
- She's gonna drive. - Oh, yeah?
- Bye! - Hey!
I think they might be recognizing a little bit of a honeymoon period.