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Don’t you think you wanna give her some chips? No, I don’t wanna give her chips. She has to eat some healthy foods.
Which is not the reason, but it's a reason, if you're weighing factors.
- Do you wanna let her jump in here now, please? - Okay, okay. Fine. Fine!
Hey, hey, hey. We have news.
- Lita, can I help you with anything? - Nope!
you know you're not allowed to take away any of my personal property, so...
- Hey, thanks for the lunch. - No problem.
Nice one.
a very happy family.
Well, Lita is just constantly...
- Yeah, every year. - Yay!
- We'd pray on that. - Right, honey. Yeah.
- Hmm? - "Dipped in shit."
She doesn't hate you. She just thinks you don't love her.
Yeah, and he's not cute.
- Whatever you want. - That's not an answer.
- Lita? - I don't want to say anything.
All right, honey, we gotta go.
- I'm gonna go clean up. - Hairbrush is in the toilet, if you need it.
All right, look at me.
and I was hoping I could get your help setting it up.
but in this case, no ID's on any birth fathers.
- Should we give them a kiss good night? - I don't know.
end up homeless, addicted, incarcerated, or dead within two years.
You see that? That's called manifesting to the universe.
who knows... that you don't want her.
- Juan, Lita! Oh, my God, I'm so sorry! - Guys!
In any case, I'd love to set up a visitation,
Yeah. Why?
- Pete, what are you doing? - Look at them over there.
- That'll be really good for them. - Better than you.
- Can we be the Clippers? - I'm more of a Lakers fan.
Work, go to the gym, grabbing dinner, drinks, the movies.
- Pete took me to the house you're flipping. - Hmm.
- They just seem a little... - Like brother and sister?
All I'm saying is, white-bread couple taking in little Latin kids.
You're arresting us? The guy was sending pictures of his knob to a minor.
So, I'm gonna register Juan and Lita at Harding in the morning.
Somebody's gotta deal with that dump of a house you bought before it bankrupts us.
- This is bullshit! - Lizzy! Hey, hey, wait, wait!
This is Meatball.
Keep your end straight, will you?
Yeah, these things can be kind of awkward.
Okay, here.
- Just calm down, okay? - Please tell me where we are. I don't want to get arrested.
did you accost a 14-year-old honor student in the same school yard
- Get it? - Oh, yeah. Bring her in!
- Don't compare kids to dogs. - I'm not.
- Hmm? - Oh, my gosh.
- I'm playing with that robot. - And this could be the spaceship.
Should we kiss Lizzy good night?
Whose idea was it to go and talk to the teenagers?
So, there's, um...
Want to play restaurant with me?
Here she is.
Thanks for making me late.
What, are you doing comedy for us now, Pete?
Okay.
All right, I won't make any more jokes like that.
Yaaa-hoo!
Oh, everyone, our guest speaker of the day,
- None of my business. - Thank you, Daddy.
Holy shit. There they are.
and our life is mostly gonna suck now.
Get CPS to come, make your little brother and sister pack up their court bears
Spit it out, spit it out!
Sh... Miss Peppers!
No, no, no. It's totally washable.
and then we met yours and saw what a wonderful choice it was.
- Okay, so do you want us to wash your feet too? - Oh, Lizzy.
Hey!
And white, with red hair.
To adopt Tina and Ryan!
So your job is to keep them safe, whether they want you to or not.
God, look at the big kids over there.
- Okay. Fine. - Okay.
I left it there for her with a nice little note, with hearts on it and stuff.
What are they gonna do with five bedrooms and a park?
Hey, what's that? Oh!
- Out. Both of you, out. Go! Now! - No, you get out of my room.
You guys are so annoying!
He looks like an artistic type, like you said.
This little guy's all by himself. You want to go say hi?
And we want to give thanks for this lovely meal and also this, um,
I don't mean to push, but it just opens up so many more opportunities.
- Lizzy? - Lizzy!
I mean, I get it. We adopted our dog Meatball, and we love him like crazy, but...
He's more of like an artsy, old soul type.
But then those two... very special people came along.
What? Why?
That was cool.
Lizzy made it for me. You didn't get one?
No, I, uh...
I mean, we were all being supportive to your faces, but...
Actually, everything is from swap meets and flea markets,
Juan and I bonded over Rocky III.
your current residence could accommodate them?
But deep down, you know you're not qualified.
Why did she do that? I hate her!
It was good. I needed it. I haven't been slapped for a long time.
Aw!
Hey, you ever touch, text, or think about our daughter ever again,
Hey! Do not get in that car. You hear me?
having the love of your own beautiful children rather than...
Oh, hey, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's go! Let's go!
Yeah, it did. It came in a big $200 box.
They're so ungrateful. We're doing everything for them.
El, you can't take some offhanded remark I made
- Good night. - Good night.
And there's a little kid who ends up on our doorstep.
Yes!
This place is disgusting, by the way.
Oh!
Yeah, I know, but then we're just supposed to...
put a strain on your relationship,
It's just all of this is a little scary, right?
You were what was missing, Lizzy.
- Kimmy. - It probably has a leather interior.
Hey, I wanted to say thank you for watching them while I was...
- Oh! - I like to break shit.
Just let me talk to her, please,
- Oh! - Hey! Oh, my God! What are you doing?
so your mom can make it for you just the way you like.
- But maybe if you call them rescue kids... - Oh, my God.
No problem. It's all gone.
There's something I'd like to do,
- We can be the Clippers. - O-Okay.
- Water, water. Here. - Oh, gosh.
Oh, no.
See you later, Russ.