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Dirk? Would you consider siblings?
I didn't hit her!
- What about that one? - Kiss again! Kiss again!
She doesn't like talking about that kind of stuff, so just go easy.
Yes, Your Honor. I'm capable now.
No. Two, maybe, but there's no way we can do three.
I feel bad, like we're breaking up a family.
Eeeww!
No, we're not. But you know what we are? We're here.
- Feels good, huh? I told you. - Yeah.
- Another one. - Yeah.
I'll go get her. You watch the kids.
- I'm just saying... - Just stop it!
Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What, you didn't just know?
Mom, have you seen my phone?
Grandma Sandy's in the house. We can begin.
That's Charlie.
Louder. Crazier. Come on. Come on! You're about to be a mom!
Speaking of which, I found your statement to the judge on your printer.
- Yeah, Lizzy... - At once?
I'm sor... I am. Just then I was. But it's... Look.
- Wow, you have a lot of teddy bears. - These are just court bears.
- What are you doing? - Look, I'm trying to put it out!
You're good.
Very sweet, a little guarded. Kind of had a little wall around her.
Yeah, and we're hoping to get them out of their current foster placement.
- Hey, Dad. - What's up, Son?
I'm really gonna miss them.
Get out! Move your ass! Come on!
- I'll see you guys later. - Actually, we were just gonna go on the water ride.
- Oh! - You're literally crazy!
I also understand that you've been sober for the last five months.
- You don't talk to my wife like that! - This is from Ann Taylor. Loft!
Of course it is perfect. It is yours.
It's okay. I'm sorry too.
- This is not cool, Lizzy! - I don't have to listen to you anymore, Pretend Mom!
- Ma'am, please sit down. - Please, Your Honor, can you let me say the answer?
Mom, I told you to text or call.
- You're pregnant? - Oh, my God!
This is the opposite of a support group.
How's your foot? You okay? You okay if I call you "Son"?
- Yeah! - Yeah.
- You pick a color, we're doing it. - You'd look great in green.
- We're gonna go with you. - We're right here.
Wait, wh-what's that noise?
I mean, we wanted to meet... Oh, my gosh.
Now we don't know what the hell to do.
until they become adoptable.
- We're not equipped for that. - What do we have to be equipped for?
I'm happy. I am. I...
Juan! Did you say something? Juan!
Sorry. That was just wrong. Yeah, I just do that. You guys hug.
- Yeah. - Well, that's good news.
All right! First try!
What if the judge reads that crap in front of Lizzy?
This whole thing was your idea. Now I'm pumped about it, and you're not?
Okay, okay.
Most of our foster parents are really terrific, caring people.
That's why we wrote it like that, Mom.
You know, not too sexy.
Sandy, come on, it's started!
No, no, I'm staying in your black room. These guys are leaving.
You give those to me.
Are you two gonna stand there all night,
- Hello, dear. - Hi.
You know what? Go put some clothes on, a lot of them.
I want my chips!
And some of these kids can often languish in the system,
She didn't answer her phone.
Uh, you two, come on. Who wants to...
and then they got distracted, and then I yelled at Juan,
Okay. So you're punishing me with manual labor.
Okay, have a seat.
Mom.
All righty.
Don't say "pound," don't say "dog." Just don't.
Thanks. Merry... Merry Christmas.
You did not kill Mr. Hendrickson.
What?
with the offspring of some criminal or drug addict.
R... Really?
You're an asshole.
You see?
- Hi. How's she doing? - She's good.
No! Not better than me! I can't with you. Can you please deal with her, Pete?
We-We'll talk after.
You trying to break my heart? I just got home from work.
Just to clarify,
But look how much fun everybody's having.
It was so smart to get rid of Blake Griffin. That was a great trade for them.
and then each week we'll mix it up.
That's not really a bath toy.
- Wow. How'd this happen? - I don't know.
They're obviously never having kids.
How many photos did you take? What is wrong with you?
Good. Good.
Come on, Jessie. You're losing her.
There you go. Dad, Dad, Dad!
You okay?
And, uh, let's talk about what happened.
Like just take one look at them and just know, like when you and me met.
- Hey. - Hey, you all done in there?
Uh, yeah, I mean, I'm not too sure about any of this.
The life was by your side, thank you.
You want to go with her or stay here with Juan?
Juan, Lita, and Lizzy,
As long as you spend some time with them, they're cool.
- Go ahead, Judge. - Thank you, Grandma Sandy.
All there?
Check it out. I put the storage at the end of the island, like you suggested.
- Your Honor, I have a statement. - Yes, I've read it, thank you.
- Go on, count. Count to 20. - All right, buddy.
Right. You gotta laugh or you'll never make it through this.
Thanks, Daddy.
- Why are you yelling at me? I'm just trying to help you. - I'm not yelling at...
Hey, Jan, Jerry. They're here.
Okay, keep going. Get the words for me.
We're making connections. Okay? I just taught Lita how to ride a bike.
She's just not what I pictured at all.
I'm gonna beat you!
Well... When we got this house, it was a dump.
Whoa, Juan. What are you doing, buddy?
Well, you know her better than I do.
Okay! Okay.