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Oh, thank you, Fairy Godmother.
I'll kill you!
Wait. What are we doing?
Not!
♪ Over and over and every day ♪
then Al Sharpton was right.
'Cause you know who else used to mess with my head like that?
- Wow, Titus. - That's exactly what they would have said!
And this glass is gonna be lights out, so...
♪ Ding-dong diddly, ding-dong do ♪
and break-dancing in the cemetery.
for realsies.
You are doing great.
But, hey...
I am a bitch.
They got candy and giant beer bottles...
In the words of Sara Bareilles...
Oh, no! Oh, don't worry.
He's a real guy's guy.
But they all had happy endings.
- Yah! - Oh, God!
♪ They alive, damn it ♪
And when I needed new shoes,
I know I talk a big game about gentrification,
That's gonna be, uh...
It was great for you.
I don't have time for this, Kimmy.
Ugh! Dang shoe!
Now I've got two.
Write that down before it's lost forever.
Sorry about the turbulence.
What do you think, I can't carry my own brown-bag porno?
...that make me feel like I'm shrinking.
Ah, don't apologize to me.
What does that mean? What am I supposed to prepare?
If that even is your real name.
And I'm right here beside you.
it turns brown and loses its magic.
I'm just gonna keep coming here
Not so great for me or my planned butterfly release.
Mommy! Turn down the TV.
How are your hands so smooth?
Kimmy Schmidt, don't you crush my sk...
Her mind is gone.
...burning in hell with the rest of the Yankees, Lord.