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you the phone, you the phone,
I haven't performed since I was in Stew Man Group.
Yeah, Peter, get rid of that thing right now
I suppose you did fall for me pretty hard.
Remember those two we saw last night?
Uh-huh, uh, yeah.
Um, sure.
(clears throat)
Well, is that possible?
Peter, make him stop!
when he went through that anime phase.
where a scheduling snafu forces the governor to decide
Wait a minute.
I'm gonna meet the phone sex lady in person.
So, as far as Peter knows,
Night Shyamalan.
You see...
One was bigger than the other.
What if I told you I'm holding in a very big dump?
BOYS, COME EAT YOUR DINNER! I'm telling mom!
What was that thing?!
Now what are we gonna do?
Good, ball that up and stick it in your mouth.
Well, you didn't know that!
just a dad trying to keep it all together.
you is the phone lady...
Look, this isn't even for me.
Listen, do you have a wallet or a purse?
No, look, it's over the phone.
(screams) What the hell?!
Gross!
Oh, my God!
You know, Peter, I got just the thing for you.
Maybe she could be one of those annoying voices
whose sidecar motorcycle you stole yesterday.
Something special.
I can't believe I'm a celebrity now.