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Thank you, Mom.
Harsh...
Before that, you wanted to be a professional surfer...
Oh, okay.
Agreed?
- Pain pills. - Oh, my God!
I left it there by the water.
Dude I’ve got these ideas, so many ideas Just burning through my skull
Okay.
Read me.
We will go and get her. But you gotta follow me...
Because you are a moron! Now listen to me, lady!
Sorry we intruded on your tea party.
Even as a little boy, he was so smart.
It was a total peacekeeping mission. It was, like...
I thought we could share custody.
You wanna tell me what happened here?
Call 911! Code red!
Then I counter with a lowball offer, like $2,000 for a medicine ball.
- Did you apply to Stanford, or-- - No, no.
And I worked really hard.
And I love the girlfriend-- the bleeding heart animal freak.
And every good writer has a conflicted relationship...
Maybe I can help you.
Very handsome.
My lady--
You only went out with him for two weeks.
You want to be free of everybody.
Call 911!
Wait. Please. Where are you going?
emotionally.
But what about what I want?
Okay, and are you a student here?
I can get you there in 3 hours
You want to be a writer?
Every time I try to depend on you, you start acting like a total lunatic.