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After fighting with Gob,
I-I just... I just had a lot of water, too.
...the last... time I went...
Hi, there.
Biggest fake gay there is, by the way.
you thought he was gay and you were hoping
I'm taking my five-year-old to seeFantastic Four.
I did use a mask.
he's Father of the Year or something.
But not a word of this.
I don't want you to get your hopes up.
And then, with nothing left to lose,
...when he bumped into a brother who also had a secret.
- What are you doing here? - Gob invited me.
Uh, Tony's not going to be here for a bit.
Wow, they are smooth.
That is a very big number.
- Mad? - N...
And that's when he saw something that took him
we break the stick and not the piñata. Okay, look.
and talk about how I can repay you that loan.
to have sex with someone that looks like you?
to hear on his actual birthday.
Where is she?
- I also met someone. - Have you?
That's great. When can you move in?
Except,
- Want to see? - No, I believe you.
a still-partying Rebel Alley.
Anyway, he's halfway to falling in love with me already.
- Hmm. -But how'd I get in the storage locker?
just to tell me my dad wants me to meet him?
You know, if tomorrow you won't open up
I need to see you tonight.
♪ Hello darkness, my old friend... ♪
You're having sex with Tony Wonder tonight.
Knowing that Tony would go into the closet
Hey! Hey! Come back here!
may never come out.
and the world will think that he's straight,
This is a "T."
I'm offering you a good job
but mine is purely a revenge-based deal.
I use a mask myself, in my act.
I'll go see Tobias in A Jew Comes to Dinner.
No, you're not.
Thanks for ruining my birthday party.
- That piece of sh... - Tony?
Magic is only for straight men.
I'll take it.
what a fun night we had the other night.
We make great walls.
to bring the people in.
That's okay; I know it didn't work.
Well, you're an easy guy to get.
although he did put the mask down his pants.
to filling one of the houses.
...ing?
I know I owe you child support.
Jesus.
How about you and I go to a magic show together?
Oh, yeah, he is.
She felt bad, so quickly put it in a bag,
I just realized, it's a straight bait.