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who thought they were suffering for humanity
In the past 48 hours, Jews, Muslims, and Christians
[cow moos]
And now let us honor the little boy
Look, we believe that this school has something
Yes.
on these amazing developments after this.
I think he's just really stoked on me
I happen to be the one person
Mkay? Jew like you. Okay?
What did you just say?
[cell phone beeps] Hello?
[Van Halen's Hot for Teacher plays]
# Gonna leave my woes behind #
Jews, Christians, and Muslims have united,
Huh? Who... Who is that?
Cartman, no! No more!
What I do, I do because I care about each and every one of you.
Then it's not true.
except instead of holes, it has freckles.
then the Christians can use no nuclear weapons.
yummy yummy yummy. I want trump's farts in my tummy
help cheer you up?
We wish to see the red cow.
The coming of a red heifer is the most holy sign
Please, you have to listen to me!
[cheers and applause]
Kyle, don't do this.