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Did you see this résumé?
- I, uh, - What? What?
(chuckles)
But I got them on sale.
♪ 'Cause, boy, I know you like ♪
I wouldn't be qualified...
because I just found out that Josh has a girlfriend.
So, uh, you're from New York.
WOMAN (on TV): What are you waiting for?
from a one-eighth Chippewa
(zipping) Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
and I was out of commission for hours.
- No. - Okay, good.
Let me help you, 'cause we can win this thing!
They dated in high school.
I love New York. What-what brings you here?
- Nice to meet you. - Yeah.
Are you lost?
love all the wolf imagery.
You know, actually, we have some great places
It's okay, don't tell me the truth.
Yeah, but, like, you know, it's such a great place.
Ugh, she wasn't even gonna let me go here,
Is this far enough from the house? Come here.
- I mean, the motto is “Live, Work, Play.” - We have a motto?
D-something.
Your future is all that matters.
- Oh. - (laughs) Careful, there.
Right?
You know?
to tell you what to do with that big fat butt.
♪ I want to look good for you tonight ♪
(whoops) Yeah, yeah.
You know, there's, uh...
- Seriously? - Yeah. Yeah.
Uh, yeah?
♪ I'm in love, I'm in love ♪ ♪ I'm in love, I'm in love ♪
but you know my specialty's real estate law.
To broken people.
(chuckles)
(sneering voice): “They're real. Got them on sale.”
Doesn't mean that I don't care, I'm just gonna go do the thing.
but then I called my dad on his honeymoon in the Bahamas,
Oh, Jiminy Christmas.
You're sure? Because if you were into him, Yeah.
What?
and then made you dance on the roof of my Bentley.
(scoffs) Ugh, whatever, she's just pissed
- WOMAN: Josh, you ready? - Um, my mom and dad are here.
- It's a fish. - I know.
Great. Maybe I know him.
What's their deal?
So you'll come to me, in a car?
This is gonna be so much fun.
♪ If you'll excuse an expression I use ♪
I don't see him.
and clearly,
(WHISTLING TUNE)
You-you didn't come back the next summer at camp.
because I'm really good at arguing.
All right, you know what?
Did someone shove a Bible under my hand?
and want to see him and surprise him.
No, no... (stammers)
♪ I'm in love with a wonderful guy. ♪
Why did I say that?
but what I do know is it's not good
(screams)
It's a big city.
Okay. So I should address you as “Chief”?
I do know where he's gonna be tomorrow night.
that... it's... time to move on to other moments in time.
♪ Sexy getting-ready song ♪
- Paula, Greg. - Hi there.
You're in a good mood today.
You know, a buddy of mine just moved back from New York.
♪ So remarkable and weird, right? ♪
that would've paid me $545,000 a year