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Hey, Meat. What's the exam look like?
Yeah? Well, I ain't throwin' no game.
I hope we can call on her again.
- Shit! - Please! I ripped my shorts.
Snooky, I'd like you to meet Edward Morris.
This is so simple.
Very funny man.
♪ Never let me go. ♪
Hey, you guys! Wait'll you see what we got!
Time to FUCK!!!!
Mitzi DeBella...
As soon as my parents leave.
You crazy?
It's raunchy, degrading, beneath the human dignity.
They double-crossed me again. Now someone's gonna pay for this shit!
Come to your ladies, heroes.
Look. I'll take the photographs this time.
Uh-huh.
Disgusting, naked filth!
You were saying?
It's not kidnapping when he's gonna be my son-in-law, girl!
Time to FUCK!!!!
You know, she's Swedish. They have knowledge.
We've got something you'll all want to see.
Let's go into my bar. Maybe we can talk some business.
Think about this, Tommy.
Win the game, have a party!
She wants you to get the best education possible. If that's possible.
♪ See what I mean ♪
And we're late for class.
Distract her with what?
♪ Roll me over in the clover ♪
automobile salesmen...
I'll suck your dick!
You know we got a bridge comin' up our ass?
You gotta open the bridge. I gotta jump. That's life.
Then what happened?
So when are we gonna do it?
What practical joke?
I love America, ya, ya ,ya Let's get NAKED!!!
This is private property.
I got it covered.
The girl must recognize that I'm in my prime.
if you let us use your grandmother's apartment...
You know, that Anthony Tupperello...
You had your hand on my ass, that's why.
- Let's orgy! - Let's get it on!
for a better world to live in.
We are going out into a larger world...
love, honesty...
Tuxe... Oh, yeah. Why?
Did you see the girl in the fourth row? Beautiful. Blonde all over.
Mr. Meat Tupperello will be at no graduation!
- Want to eat? - Yeah.
- I haven't finished with you two yet. - Good luck, guys.
gynecologists..
David Marwood...
Oh, goody!
But what about the Svlinken film?
That's the girl in my dream!
Even if it means giving up all extracurricular activities.
That's what the Roman women did for the gladiators after a big battle.
- So then she takes out this gazoombie. - Gazoombie? What's that?
- They're really hot. - Dobish and Miss Webster?
I can't believe they're gonna go through with it.
First, we all get undressed.
- Do you understand me? - That's kidnapping!
and teach us all your great culinary secrets...
- She's not bad, either. - Oh, very funny.
- Oh! Svlinken from "Sveden." - It's trash! Garbage! Gunk!
I gotta go stick my neck out, you know?
What, you gonna go dressed like that?
Says, uh,"debating team, arts and crafts and wrestling."
I'm comin' after you, you bastards!
I am ready now Get to sucking
It's been so long since I've felt your...
Business.