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- Shit. - You want him dead or just crippled?
- Ah, he's just a kid. - He's no kid.
- The early bird gets in the bush. - Take it easy.
You know, she flashes everybody right in the middle of the graduation ceremony.
Are you still talking? You think this is funny, right'? Huh?
- Ja. - Hey, guys! Come on, move it!
Not at my wedding. I want happiness.
Lady, please. I gotta open the bridge.
Look, I don't exactly have all the money right now.
- Look. Coach Good enough's in trouble. - What are you talking about?
Oh, no!
Not my pants!
we can kiss the state championship good-bye.
I didn't even know where the basket was. I swear.
Time to FUCK!!!!
I got a bundle riding on this game tonight. You understand me?
Chickened out. I knew it.
I'm gonna make sure that that Anthony Tupperello
We finally get to the state championship, and we've got to lose.
Gus! Freddie! You up here? Where the hell are you when I need you?
Hi, guys.
Hey, Meat. You okay?
- What's wrong with our cheers? - Apparently, they're not working.
I love this!
The hopes, the dreams...
Their bright, shining faces...
My penis is ready Time for a blowjob
which is that little sac around the heart.
and now I think it's our turn let's help him out.
Hey, could you excuse us a second, Grandma?
because the projectors are sort of tied up for the safety films.
- Everything okay so far? - Yep.
Hyah! Hyah!
- they were fully clothed. - That's right.
Uh...
- Not my pants! - Yes! Come on!
I want to suck your cock deep!
♪ Take a bath every day ♪
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
That's not one of the designated areas.
You could use one, huh?
Yeah, you made the winning shot. It says so right here in the paper.
Yeah, he's getting a lot of pictures.
Hey, wait a minute. Uh, look.
- Hygiene films? - You know...
reporting to the scorer's bench.
Mr. Carter, art is a very subjective phenomenon.
unless I promised to show her why they call me Meat.
Him? Him? He's gone.
You hang out with yourself...
Isn't that what they drink at the monastery?
I'll give you your own private...
Gee.
But I'm glad to see my son-in-law is a moxie guy...
Hi, baby. Blossom, you have a good time tonight, child?
- What are you doing? - We're going to make a movie.
If you really want to help us...
I discovered that Mr. Tupperello has passed his biology exam.
We gotta get him. We gotta get that fat son of a bitch.
You having a good time?
Okay. Spread out.
Yeah. Yeah!
Hey, here's a picture of my mom in the drama club.
This has got more beaver in it than the entire state of Wisconsin.
Will you stop it? Please? Huh? Come on, will you get off of me?
Come on, big boy. Ride me! Yeah, come on. Ride me!
I'll do anything, as long as I can play basketball.
I'm gonna break his fuckin' finger off.
Oh, I'm sure he'll think of something.
So the coach is off the hook, and now it's our asses, right?
Whoo!
Well, there's nothin' we can do about it now.