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I don't want to go to the gym
And mine didn't move at all.
My last one shrunk in the wash after I ate a ham.
I googled you,
Good point, Perry.
My name is in the title.
into the 21st century by rapping them.
What happened last night?
What happened?
Has she googled me?
You know,
Humiliating.
started eating at the table with me.
Did they flip him over and forget which side is up?
-Good night, everybody! -Good night!
It was invented by nerds, and you know how they are.
unless my Tinder date tonight
his bitch baby.
It's part of why I'm here.
Whatever you need--
mentioned in Shakespeare, you will find
Yes.
After Gary left, I dated a lot of guys
Did Linda do an oopsie?
M-U-M-M-I-C...
Maybe we can watch it together sometime.
-Linda-- -You'll never make it.
That is correct.
But why?
I didn't start going by Linda till...
Look, it's just something people do.
You must be Kimmy. Oh!
I'd like to introduce you to Linda.
If Linda fills her purse with the SlimFast,
Thanks, Andrea.
When I brought you a bouquet, you ate it.
You both have to pretend you don't want the last bite.
I'm not Jacqueline.
I'd love to.
Think of all the time and energy
I need your help.
Yeah, I googled myself.