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Give it to me, Jared. Let go of that globe, Jared!
Mr. Donaghy?
Greenzo is America's first
Hey, Jack. Good to see you again.
Not really into T.I.
Uh, the thing is, is that the GE garbage car isn't quite ready yet.
Yeah. Right, Lemon.
You understand me? I made you what you are.
and tell the kids how big business
Which, according to my Bible, will be in seven years.
Well, kids, you can tell your parents
Dude, have you seen the dancers on T.I.'s tour?
And who are the biggest gossips on "TGS"?
He has gone off the deep end. You got to replace him.
Saving the Earth while maintaining profitability.
Sir, if there's any chance that Mr. Geiss is going to be at this party...
Ugh. What is that smell?
Because you're acting all happy and full of life.
So let's have a little less yappity-yap
Hope you're ready to party like it's 1999.
Can you believe it? I mean, it just popped right in there.
How do you two even know each other?
why don't you start by, for example,
That is the body spray that came with my new leather jacket.
They get so drunk.
Your parent company could lobby Congress and the president
I guess nobody bothered to tell Sharon Stone.
Will you come? Please?
Viewers love Greenzo. Geiss loves Greenzo.
That's my fault.
Why is there a Pop-Tart in the bed?
I you want all to think about what you did.
Really?
Oh, hey, could you come home early tonight?
You just released enough hydrofluorocarbons
Don't sweat it. 'Cause I'm gonna bail you out.
Hey. You catch me on "Today," Jack?
They love him in every demographic...
He's such a great dude.
I may have gotten him here under false pretenses.
at General Electric,
I just wish my mom were still alive.
So does Don Geiss.
of his terrible parties.
with the smiley-face Earth and some green things.
Now Jack is going to this party? This is nuts!
Colored people, broads, fairies, Commies.
in five years
I love Fall Out Boy!
Mr. Jordan, I saw you steal my sink.
Yeah. And he's gonna perform.
What's up?