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You mean...
and then you woke up and started insulting him.
Gay? [laughs]
[sighs] Uh, guys?
[suspenseful jazzy music]
Carl?
when I woke up.
Said the naked man.
planned to buy a local mansion.
That has literally never happened before!
yeah, order pizza.
I got that.
Robert, good.
It's like Archer coming out of a coma
I used to be great at flirting.
which I guess means two candy bars?
But I have the cure.
She ain't gonna see that coupon.
[gasps]
CYRIL: It may not look like it,
Hurry up with that fool. They're coming.
To not go to jail, Cyril!
And he's gone.
I don't keep track of every microchip we recover!
it would be going 800 miles per hour!
And Lana got boring once she got married.
Oh, God, who are we?
which means that...
Yeah, that's what I thought.
I couldn't punch a ten-year-old!
Sorry, I thought we were closer to the corner.
I got shot, okay?
So how about we go kill someone
[sighs] Fine, we got this.
We just need a way to sneak a body out of the building.
[laughing] Oh, that was me.
Put it on her tab.
I have to, right?
and will text to join us right this minute.
We can take this [whispers] slow.
when they're depressed enough to...
[laughs] I knew I recognized you.