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You know they cut down an acre of rain forest
the cowboy or the scientist?
I'm talking about when I officiated
It's from a little boy punching me
If you really want to liven things up,
[gasps] Who's ready to party?
The boss can get new microchips for...
I asked you where you go to have fun,
Ha, the scientist!
Insurance policy!
Cyril!
-What? -Oh, God.
Aaaaand it's just a receipt.
Oh, thank God.
Crashing a school bus through another school bus?
Cyril and I were...
Oh, shit, I already said that part.
[dramatic music]
Bartender, the biggest bottle on your highest shelf!
To chop up a civilian?
I am getting so many good tattoo ideas.
-I'll be at the bar. -PAM: Darts.
Don't worry.
And I've got the perfect reminder.
No. No chopping.
Cyril, for the last time,
We...got this.
It's no fun if you just admit you're a loser right away.
Make it three.
Because I didn't know you were monsters!
[engine revs]
a loser.
♪ ♪
Do you think I ruined Cyril too?
-Uh-huh. -PAM [over phone]: Penthouse.
As in they have a single year to live?
-Shot! -Mm.
I didn't know boats could burn.
I was banking on some sort of acid.
it put pressure on Lana,
Because he was happy and good at his job
I tried to give myself a tattoo of a witch skull
I see a fountain pen.
I'm doing this, right?