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This is all the evidence we have, and I truly hope you take this seriously.
This hurts so good.
Lets Go Do Some Damage
Oh, my God.
First off, don't call me Gene. I'm your captain.
He's walking down the street with the duck, and all of a sudden, voom,
One, two, three, attack!
European Mystery The Face Of Envy
Vanessa
- He was being abducted. - Obviously, but what kind... Holy...
No, I don't. I've said that directly to your face numerous times.
Bye, Sheila.
The oak.
First off, I missed you.
No. They took our shoes, our guns, and our car.
Gator turns vans upside-down like they're in a crazy washing machine!
Allen! We're the suckers. They're targeting the police pension fund.
- Oh, God. - Yeah.
IT’S FULL OF RICH HISTORY
I'm just warning you, though. Watch out. I think they're watching the house.
- Okay, I'll talk to you, you're reasonable! - No, no, look at me!
with a whole bunch of, you know, boys and stuff.
You totally undersold it
We need your cooperation.
This Case is gonna Heat up Faster than a junkie's spoon
truck comes by and runs over his duck.
She promised to be true
This is good, baby. We're in the game, we know the score.
I come downstairs and I make him his fresh-cut strawberries,
IM GONNA BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU
Get out! Get out, Allen! Get out!
Good. Who wants to go on a ride-along?
Two of those Russian waters, please. No lime wedges, just cucumber.
Of course its a bribe, I saw free wire and went blind.
An accountant for law and order.
I'll talk to you, you're reasonable!
Gene Mauch to kitchen accessories. Gene Mauch to kitchen accessories.
I'm a peacock Dan! YOU GOTTA LET ME FLY
I'm sorry I've been hiding, honey, but this dinner was tricky.
Clayton
So, anyway, she says, Yes, I'll do it.
We’re locking Captain Dipshit in the Federal Reserve!
when you hear sounds from your Co-Worker
I mean, when you hear hooves, You Think horses, not zebras
I don’t know what that is
You know why Ershon was calling down to the lottery offices all those times?
HELLO? Are you stupid, or are you deaf?
Paper hands Bitch
- Nice. - That's very nice.
Had to do what you had to do, Captain.
- Thank you. 175 pounds. - Shut up, man, shut up!
That was 13 years ago.
Burr. When was the last time you had K-Bop?
I just hope both teams have fun! - Cut the shit!
Your kids go to school with his? How would you know if he's clean or not?
It’s Thomson. Are you stupid, or are you deaf?
THE NEW SIZE CHARTS ARE IN
No ground munitions. No ground munitions. I can't do it. I can't do it.
- They could be watching us. - Who?
when my girlfriend tells me she's pregnant
Let's go!
We either go with this or we walk away from this case right now.
Hit him!
Ggg
It only showed the back of their heads.
and I don't like what I see.
Pretty soon, there were about 14 ladies that I was protecting
- Where'd you learn to drive like that? - Grand Theft Auto!
- You carry a rape whistle. - This is real cop work.
and I got two bucks for a fucked-up duck!
- Yes, you are. - Bravo!
One more thing, do me a favor, don't go chasing waterfalls.
Either way, there was a hole in New York City, and it needed to be filled.
so they sent down Wesley to try and keep him quiet.
We believe it might give us information regarding a kidnapping.
So far, I don't know how this is ever gonna be funny.
We think Ershon is targeting the lottery to cover his losses.
How great was jersey boys?
She is cute
I'm gonna go for a walk.
I got Knicks fever
Are you sure you don’t have testicular cancer?
Allen!
I can't do it. I can't do it.
to make sure guys like Ershon keep doing what they do.
I'm tired of being treated like a jerk for trying to do the right thing.
Arnold Schwarzenegger!
David Ershon is often found in the company of Judge Scalia...
Can
- Sure. - All right.
They knew that to become a good cop, you had to solve cases. Okay?
Staňaaa
We think our members are gonna be just thrilled.
I've Always Got Little River Band Loaded Up Here. I've Got Six Disks In Here
You know what?
Right
Looks like Scarface sneezed on your car.
Mr. Ershon? I believe this call's for you.
the way all the words were put together,
Hey, Gene. Captain. I'm sorry.
You go, I wuv you. Say it. I wuv you, Cwistinith.
You're gonna smash right through the tape! Allen!
You quote Shakespeare, you get the type of metric line right!
And I can assure you that every dime of your money
Gas leak? The only gas leak is the one coming out of your mouth right now.
It was the king of the mutt cases,
Fly peacock, Fly!
Gator never been about that, never been about playing no sh*t!
So it's like a limerick.
And remember, all I ask of you is, you don't let him get hurt, Terry.
And we’d do it again and again!
a misdemeanor in some states.
I can’t do it. I can’t do it.
Just Captain. It's not Captain Gene. I don't have a kiddie show.
Are you sure you don't have testicular cancer?
Look... They're not all first round picks okay?
I say you can do it.
. .
Yeah, I bet Beaman started asking questions.
- from the hair and fluid samples? - Oh, yeah.
Hi, I'm Jimmy.
And you guys are arguing over jaws and doc rivers?
What about fingerprints? You find any fingerprints?
It was consensual
Explicando meu livro para um amigo
- Stop! - We don't, we don't do this!
7:30. LET’S HAVE A GREAT DAY EVERYBODY
It's 9:15 let's have a great day everybody!
- Police! Down on the ground! - Let me see your hands!
No, basically, it's a held-for-profit bank that sets interest rates
Trying Velo for the first time
Guys, I'm gonna say something right now.
7:01, let’s have a great day, everybody.
David Ershon is currently the CEO of Ershon Consortium.
Got a high profile kidnapping.
-It's not a ponzi. -Of course it's a ponzi.
We're about to have us a little screw party in this red Prius over here
Remember, this thing gets messy, we never talked.
WHO'S THE MAN THAT DID THAT TO YOU!!
Ershon's connected to all the higher ups,
CTR10000 arriving on the web3 scene with 23 mints
I'm doing that just to put a kid through NYU
You talk or I beat you so it don't show no bruises.
Yes, that awful gas leak.
What? Dude, what is it with you and hot ladies? What's your secret?
Tracy at the Dentist
These guys are pros
I was worried I might not see you again.
- What's going on? - Did you hear what I said?
No cooking. No cooking. I can't do it. I can't do it.
When it’s time for water wars
Wife’s name
Thanks for the F shack Dirty Mike and the boys
- Be a man. Do it. - Now.
Mr. Ershon, Detective Gamble and the officer who shot Derek Jeter are here.
Shit!
We’re locking David ershon in the federal reserve
This is their paperwork. You know they're not gonna do it.
...to her. Great. Good.
Where is he?
Come on! Bob!
My waistline is furious
- I'm tired of all this tippy-toeing around. - Okay.
Get ‘em, guys! Lot of energy! Lot of focus!
Good Tweet, Good Tweet
My waistline is furious
You don't realize, I may be killed tomorrow.
Hey, get off me, man.
He immediately called your bluff.
NO DRINKS. I CAN'T DO IT. PS KEEP YOUR CHEESE ON THE SIDE.
Have a great day!
One night, two of my favorite girls,
I recently just cut three minutes out of Goodfellas.
Eu explicando meu livro para o primeiro que aparece
So I forgive you, Terry.
What is this?
You a Big Man, Huh?
So he's dealing drugs?
And let me apologize in advance, okay,
Tomorrow, there's a massive business deal going down.
- Well... - Sorry. Terry! What are you doing here?
You get back here and you make love to my wife!
Hey, guys. Reminder.
I'm accountant For Law and Order
He had learned how to play it in the eighth grade
- You want my gate code? - Shut up, man!
11 opium addicts in a cell
I've always got a riot shield loaded up here.
You keep hiding from shit in the world,