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And wouldn't you know it, some of Brenda's girlfriends
The eagles play today
'cause it's feeling so fresh right now.
Who's baby is that
Cool, a helicopter! Must be covering the high-speed chase.
i’ll do it i’ll do it
It’s not a burner
You know what? Yes, you can. I've done it for years, okay?
You know, we just don't have it in the budget right now.
First things first, I gotta go see Sheila.
The only thing that bugs me is we still don't know who Ershon's targeting.
Look at this, it's a clear sign of a struggle. Make sure you get this, all right?
Starship I'm a peacock! you got to let me fly man!
Fly!
This sucks, man. Work our ass off on this case,
Believe me there are some descrepancies
Wednesday Night Is Taco Night At Rikers Island!
There's gotta be some sort of paper trail. If we can find that, if we can track it,
We're losing him, We're losing him!!
Thank you for coming.
Hold the wheel!
Hello, Mama Ramos. What are you doing out here?
Outside of Enron and AIG
Yeah. I think you missed the point. Anyway, look.
And then you move to Florida.
Anyway, one day, I wake up and I look in the mirror,
- Bang, bang. - Yeah.
You totally undersold it. The pageantry, the costumes.
No drinks I can’t do it
There you go. Open it up.
I love you, Francine.
Captain, You Really Wanna Disarm This Guy, Take Out The Batteries In The Calculator. Auditors worst nightmare
...and what needs doing.
Shit.
Good tweet, good tweet
Six. Corey says six. I agree.
Go on! Go!
The sound of your piss hitting the urinal? It sounds feminine.
- Not me, right? - Yeah, and you.
No, it's not drugs. This isn't Miami Vice.
You find anything?
Detective Hoitz and Gamble are on that 518 on East 10th.
No smokes. No smokes. I can't do it. I can't do it.
She's Got Mail. That's the name of the movie.
Dude, you put a ding in my hood!
People down here are starting to murmur that he doesn’t have the balls to do it.
and in connection to the murder of Don Beaman.
The same corporations that own the government.
9:15. Let’s have a great day everybody!
I can't do it
Okay, yeah, I got it.
Puppet
Half empty bottle of gin. Chair knocked over.
- I don't even understand the reference. - It's like a tic.
Once I get the money, I'll falsify the records
Two minutes before the markets open,
Is this what you want?!?!
I used Adobe Premiere. I like to do a little weekend editing.
We'd just love to get the message off your cell phone.
Come on, are you gonna tell me who that is?
Hey, why have you worked your ass off trying to kill this case?
Arnold Palmer alert. Arnold Palmer alert. Who wants some Arnie Palmies?
IT’S PATRIOT GAMES, ARE YOU STUPID OR ARE YOU DEAF??
Oh, no.
Douche bag
Special Forces zipline.
in case my wife acts like a world-class bitch.
Hey, Bilbo Baggins. Where are your shoes? 'Cause your feet are black.
gator = vSphere 7.0U3 vans = stable vSphere environments
ha ha ha Nick, You're Stupid
and eventually the world comes to your front door.
indo embora do role pesado
Go.
and after that...
Shit, I feel like I'm there now.
Can you imagine where you’d be in your season If you had signed Flacco to another year?
You kill us and you kill Ershon. You're out 30 million dollars.
Wait a minute, wait a minute. Did you identify yourselves as police officers?
You just stood there!
You gotta creep. Creep.
Don't you dare badmouth Star Wars! That was all accurate!
Did he just... Did he just call himself a peacock?
Not at the same time. That would be wrong.
Jeffrey, you have a choice. Sit down birthday dinner or Wing Bros and football.
- Terry shot Derek Jeter. - Shut up, Allen. This was before.
Detectives, all your work's done here. You can go.
Jeffrey, you have a choice. Sit down birthday dinner or Wing Bros. and football.
I'm a peacock flying into a rainbow!
You come to our house, you get my wife's name right!
Did you see that? It went backwards and then turned upside-down.
We both like footy, we both punt.
I'm so tired of you getting angry and yelling all the time.
You know Danson and Highsmith were not good cops, right?
- Open the back! - I got it. I got it!
- Hello, sir. - Hey.
You, you’re gonna walk a beat downtown You’re gonna walk a beat downtown
Sheila said she doesn't know what happened and she wants you back.
Danson, are the rumors about you and Kim Kardashian true?
Hey, you keep your mouth shut!
- Nothing? It's the only lead we have. - It's nothing. It's nothing.
Paper hands Bitch
Good, 'cause I'm gonna tell you directly to your face.
× "She's A Big Old Broad, And She Likes To Wield It."
I mean, even that Brazilian security chick, she threw you a Do me vibe.
No cooking. Can’t do it.
Look, tomorrow morning, all I know is I'm going to Mauch, all right?
- Arnold Schwarzenegger! - God damn it, let me...
When you get to be a tour guide for the school
I’ve always got jeopardy Loaded Up Here. I've Got Six Seasons In Here
- That's your big case? Scaffolding permits? - Yeah.
Am I being punk'd?
- What? - Thought it was human lips at first.
My son's bisexual
What is this Tv Doing Back Here
Let's go. We're going to that call.
It's not COVID. Of course it's COVID.
Now if you don't shut up, I will cut your ear off with a butter knife.
YOU LISTEN TO THAT SONG NON SARCASTICALLY?
Come on, man, you know who - The other guys.
Who's got $32 billion to rob?
Outside of Enron and AIG…and Bernie Madoff… WorldCom, Bear Stearns, Lehman Brothers.
- How great is Jersey Boys? - It's not great. It's fantastic!
More like Disney We’re in every thing
WEE WOO WEE WOO AKKAN ALERT! AKKAN aLERT! AKKAN aLERT!
you and your little pocket calculator were transferred from.
Backing out of the driveway with Chris and Dake on Sunday
Officer Hoitz, you've been coming here for six months now,
Game day!
Look, I'm really sorry about that.
Did this thing come with A dental dam
I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you!
Or not? I'm...
- We call this in, right? - Looks like we got all the evidence we need.
CTR10000 arriving on the web3 scene with 23 mints
Really, we're in a punting group and no one is interested in this?
THEY WERE SO CONVINCING IN THEIR ARGUMENT!
Now I'm stuck with a desk jockey partner. Everybody calls me the Yankee Clipper.
and intelligent and wonderful you are,
The Cucumber accents the water in such a way that
The most stable job I could think of.
Hey, Terry. Look at this.
I can't do it
Bronx, October.
- It's like getting laid twice for free. - So... I'm sorry.
Hi, Sarah Gapone from TMZ print edition.
Candy and Jolene, said, We gotta take you in,
You come into our dungeon,
I think he knew you guys were cops,
What do you even do around here besides interrupt people?
Come on!
It’s Thomson. Are you stupid, or are you deaf?
We've talked to ourselves. We've communicated.
DC Div - Free Food But no drinks. Sorry - can't do it
- Well, if you're asking, then I'll stop. - Thank you.
all just stepping up and doing their part?
- Where are we? - Chelsea Pier.
You built a blockchain sarcastically? Yeah, I guess.
I made over a dozen memes.. I like to do a little weekend editing.
When Eric hears about a new bait…
It turns out that Gretchel and Dawson has...
Did someone call Nine-One-holy-shit?
Aim for the subpoena.
Jesus!
Well, then, you get their money, make it disappear, and then pay us back.
Get over here.
- Terry, lower your voice! - I don't have to lower my voice.
It's just the old lady.
We are in a cocaine-covered car, and we are bringing in a perp.
I'm sorry, my butterfly.
will be invested with the utmost diligence.
Shut up!
We will tattoo you, it will happen again!
Yeah, it's a real shame, you know. I got myself a Subaru. It's a hell of a machine.
Does anybody see this? He's got a gun on me.
Who in the world would pass off someone else’s tips as their own
A ballet of emotions and feelings
- She says other things, but I don't want... - Please, please, please.
Yeah, oil, media, health care, you've probably heard their jingle.
You lose that battle nine times out of ten
- Oh, my God! - Shit.