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I'm afraid that if I admit to how stunning
- Punish him. - That's not even a move.
What is it with you and hot ladies?
Come lay with me. Be safe, and let's make love. Come on.
Let's go.
- It's gonna hit. - It's gonna catch.
- Sorry for your loss, Lorraine. - Very sorry.
Ricky walking into Colchester Welcoming crew
- I don't know what you're talking about. - TLC references.
In fact, they even left you a note here.
- Police, shithead. - He's a copper. We gotta go. Come on!
you just don't get hurt.
Do it. That's how we do it in the hood.
9:15, Let's Have A Great Day, Everybody!
.. ..
Bye, Sheila!
Receiving A Customer Return Only To Find Missing Parts...
Come on. That's not all she said.
- Please, please, do it. - Pop one off!
Yeah, well, they succeeded, okay?
Well, they are some Chechen patriots, entrepreneurs.
- They used your phone? - They ghost dialed.
Does it bother you that the Castien robbers only took 74 grand in diamonds?
I need an MRI I’ve got emomtional damage
takes himself a nifty little dump in the driver's seat.
- My son's bisexual, so... - Tremendous.
I'm going to lock you up in the Federal Reserve
They're gone.
and you guys are fighting over who's gonna be the next hotshot?
Now, since you're following me, I need to go to 2300 Park Avenue,
It's Terry's intersection. And the traffic guys? They're good guys.
and I saw you.
- You say things that are too personal. - Okay, but just one more thing.
Sorry, gentlemen. We thought you were abducting Mr. Ershon.
Probably right Dory. That’s why I feel so sad all the time
and riding her like a bucking bronco
I need an MRI I got soft tissue damage
Still nothing. I swear to you.
but tonight, I need to make things right with Sheila.
Hope you like prison food And Penis
Someone’s been at Buffalo Wild Wings
I mean, this guy could be connected to drug cartels,
- About what? - Some scary shit, Terry. This is big.
Hey, sweetie. I was praying you'd be at your mom's house.
I go on dates all the time,
Hope you like the taste of prison food, and penix
You owe money to the Nigerians and Chechens?
I'm sorry. See, that's what I'm talking about.
It's not a bribe.
Gentlemen, do we understand each other? - Yes, sir. Crystal.
The police union picnic's coming up this weekend.
Okay, I'll be honest. This is only the second time I've ever fired this.
Looks like we're going to Jersey to visit an accounting firm.
and that the guys paid her. She said she'd give me a percentage.
- Couldn't see the car. It's big enough, mate. - What?
find the clerk, get the routing number.
What about donkeys or deer?
You wouldn't be here in this strip club, shaking it for dollar bills!
I think I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food.
- These guys are pros. - Let's go!
Right now the streets are a bloodbath.
Thank you, Sheila.
It's a bad time bob!
Gator don't play no shit
Fresh W alert fresh W alert Who wants a fresh W
Are you stupid, or are you deaf?
You can't keep me cooped up in here all day.
- It's done. No, no. It's done. - Captain, what are you talking about?
I bet bc I have a flight to London you think I’m going to be somewhere cute Gatwick
Yeah, I guess we kind of knew that, but it's a drag.
Dead Billionaire alert! Dead Billionaire alert! Who wants some Deady Billies?
You get my dogs name right!
and it was followed by the explosion, that was bullshit!
Let me assure you there will be no conflict of interest
You gotta be shitting me!
After all those years, after the restraining order.
He forced him at gunpoint to drink a bunch of gin
So, you guys are law enforcement?
Miss Angie Stop playin lol
It’s chrystinith
I’m at Moorabbin now. And the CI guys? They're good guys.
Terry, you don't have to be polite, okay? She looks kind of shitty.
Shit, Allen, they're coming.
It’s not a bribe
Allen! Allen!
i hear its a musky scent? !?!
No. Our main client is Lendl Global.
- Sorry, Lorraine. - Sorry, Lorraine.
I've always got Fortnite load outs here. I've got six grenades in here.
I hear a whistle. My partner's on the roof.
It's a bad time, Bob!
You're under arrest for fraud, embezzlement,
I like to keep the oak together and the maple separately, okay?
I'm being kidnapped.
Here's something we found.
We'll load them up, send them back to go.
IM GONNA BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU
I hope you like the taste of prison food and penis.
- Thank you, Captain. - You bet.
Fantastic! You're so unbelievable!
I love it!
I thought it was entertaining at the end, sure,
Thanks for the F shack
But you find yourself in the ocean, 20-foot waves,
Well, here she is. They left her under an overpass for the night.
You, mate, I'm gonna kill just for fun.
Okay, I'll talk to you, you're reasonable!
We have a scratchy cell phone message and an address. It's still half a case.
No more.
Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go?
Now, according to Ask Jeeves, this perp is at the Plaza Hotel speaking right now.
- Can't be. - You guys are getting transferred.
Hey buff I did it, I did my first RHIB pop It’s a real thing right?
I myself have 18 Lamborghinis
Tell me who you lost your virginity to.
Now the last thing I need is a ballistics report in the unit.
You can't have a conscience in the NFL
STOP HUMMING THAT SONG!
- With a duck as currency... - Yes.
Okay, sugar balls, listen up…
But guess what?
Get the check-check from Shen-Shen. Let's get out of here.
You know, Terry, it was just this primal connection.
you don't see them on TV or on the front page.
You wanna know why I'm so angry all the time?
Do not touch anything!
- We found your red Prius. - Great.
What are you afraid of, man?
So he's walking home, now he can't wait to get home to tell his father. Right?
I’m a peacock Sgt Sloan, you gotta let me fly on this one!
- Are you all right? - Just resting.
I saw how aggressive you were being, and I thought,
Bart wishing everyone a Happy New Year The rest of vipers
And when I come back and bust your ass,
I'm flying Air Singapore.
It was trying to vote for Ralph Nader.
Wow, I actually appreciate that.
Drinking with Terry Hoitz.
You get back here and you call my wife!
Thanks, I will.
- and he watched his beloved duck die. - Will you shut up and let me tell the story?
Kristinith
You get this back when I feel you know how to handle it.
The Grand Canyon, professional sports contracts.
I’m a condor! You’ve gotta let me fly!
I can't look at it. It makes me laugh so hard.
Fine, fresh start.
Mike says twice I agree
The goat starting monday
- when they have hip dysplasia. - Very painful.
- Apartment pop. Now get in the car. - You're not gonna shoot me.
Best watch your step, Detective.
You come to our house, you get my husband’s name right!
You come to his show, you get my man’s name right!
No more!
You know what you're doing to me? You're killing me inside.
This is Jesse and Nick
Douchebag
Not a person in this room believes you'll shoot this clerk.
Captain, you really wanna disarm this guy, take out the batteries in the calculator.
Bye Sheila
It could have recorded some of their conversation when Ershon got grabbed.
- How do you know who we are? - You left a note in that car.
- Bob! - Say something.
I'm gonna lock you up in the Federal Reserve!
WHO DID THAT TO YOU!!!!
- Sweetie. - You know what, I'm sitting here thinking,
Even if you weren't in my food chain, I would go out of my way to attack you.
He did it!