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So here's you guys' next case.
Guys, this is Don Beaman, the attorney for Mr. Ershon.
I know that this is a big surprise,
We've developed a system to establish a beachhead
You wake up in the morning, you say, I'm putting on my big boy pants?
Come lay with me. Be safe, and let's make love. Come on.
Auditors worst nightmare
I know you guys think its fun, but I don't like that name.
You come to our house, you get my wife's name right!
- I'll think of it. I'll think of it. - Okay.
He will tell you not to authorize it, okay? Tell him.
I come strong, then you come in.
Are you a big man, huh?
If you applt for the MIL position, you might get full time
BUNKER BITCH. BUNKER BITCH.
Allen came into the ER with poison ivy on his rectum.
I have to admit, I wasn't gonna come. I mean...
Maybe it was just pride, having survived so many brushes with death.
Wait. Are you David Ershon?
Pamela Boardman, CEO of Lendl Global, ringing the opening bell.
And all their fathers were hanged
and in connection to the murder of Don Beaman.
Oh, my God!
When yo homeboy breath stank
Damn it, I'm late. I was supposed to go meet my lady.
And if we get a hit, this case is gonna heat up faster than a junkie's spoon.
Who is that?
- What? - Christinith!
What happened?
Yeah. She Overreacted, She's a Woman.
Me to Top
and it was followed by the super bass chorus, that was bullshit!
I was really honest about that.
and maybe I'll see what I can do.
Who the hell are those guys?
In New York City, there's a fine line between law and chaos.
You can't keep me cooped up
I implore you, please, do not stop profiting.
Lmao
Typical weekend at Will Smith’s house
Francine, is this guy bothering you?
the one on TV with all the numbered balls.
I've always got Little River Band loaded up here. I've got six disks in here.
Get out. Go.
Hello, gentlemen.
We hang low here tonight. Nobody knows about this place.
Attaboy.
No.
No comment.
You just lost at your own game. You're outgunned and outmanned.
I’ve always got LRB loaded in here
Douche bag Douche bag
Soo glad I'm not the 3 bitch anymore!!!
But I'm not.
I absolutely abhor death.
I think the best way to tell the story is by starting at the end, briefly,
Good tweet, good tweet.
Just tell us what happened.
Take the light!
Jeez, I'm sorry. That's from my other Job. Ignore that. Forget that. Well don't ignore it, if you live in Roseville.
It's an ex-girlfriend, okay?
- Bye, Terry! - All right, Allen, whatever. Go inside.
Terry asked Sheila to be his best man, but she declined.
You listen to that song non sarcastically?
Shake your dicks this pissing contest is over
Ain't too proud to beg.
.
That’s called a soup kitchen
'Cause I don't want no Chubbs
LOVE, DIRTY ALI AND THE BOYZ
- Terry. - Does he... Okay.
Doesn't make sense, does it?
Jimsgiants, free anti-air munitions for life!
Australian?
I gotta tell you, I started getting a hand for that, a taste for that Pai Gow.
10
I did things in bed with you that I haven't done with anyone since.
- It's time to get laid. - Already feels inappropriate.
Are you tapping out, or are you hitting me in the face?
I love it
9:15, let's have a great day, everybody!
- He gives her what? - The high, hard one! She loves it.
For what? We're just going to check it out.
Ershon now resides in Palomino Federal Correctional Facility in Florida.
It's about a man who came from Austria with a dream.
We are in Las Vegas, all right?
- Who is this guy? - What are you doing here, Allen?
and we're having dinner.
You come to our house; you get my leige's name right!
Blue and white found your firearms down by the Hudson River. Here you go, Terry.
Do you have fun singing those songs? They're really depressing.
Is that what's happening?
Posted.
Probably right, Terry. That's why I feel so sad all the time.
Terry, he's gay. Okay?
- Yeah. - Yeah. I could see it.
- I want to take my panties off. - You've made a wise choice, you have.
- It's gonna be a good time. - Thanks so much for asking me.
My waistline is furious
Special Forces, right?
No, billion.
You've gotta see it, Allen. You've got to.
Allen and his apps. He loves them.
Placenta blew out all over the back window there.
I mean, that's not what I meant. I meant, how did you guys meet?
I love bombs.
Oh Look hes flying
There's no way.
Mr. Ershon is not pressing charges for excessive use of force.
Gretchel and Dawson Accounting Firm in Fair Lawn, New Jersey
- Would you like a seat, or you're fine? - No, I'm good.
Property owner with seven buildings under construction.
Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? Nope.
And it's because of this excess that I have flourished.
Listen, guys. I'm working two jobs. I'm working here.
What do you mean, what? Where are we?
That's called a soup kitchen.
Arnold Palmer Alert. Arnold Palmer Alert. Who Wants Some Arnie Palmies?
You think you broke this Ershon case open?
but there are other things in the world besides being a cop. Okay?
Richie and his lies…he loves them
Looks like the work of Cindy Sherman or Frank Stella.
I can't hear! I can't hear!
Hello.
Amber wants some walking around money She wants to buy some shoes
There wasn’t even an awning in their direction
'Cause the more I try and do right, the more I screw things up.
So, we busted that junkie. Got back 74 thou in diamonds. 74 thou.
I know, but it's procedure.
Politics And Government They Fuck You Again And Again
I'm locking you up In the Federal Reserve!
It's exhausting.
America!
I don't know. But that shit was crazy.
We need your cooperation.
It's time to let the peacock fly.
I’m gonna lock you up in the Federal Reserve!
They ruined the story. They ruined the story.
They Were So Convincing In Their Argument. They swung me
I didn't know that now meant that. How am I supposed to know that?
211 in progress.
- What's wrong with you? - What?
Oh, my...
When Eric hears about a new bait…
We're having a celebration tonight at Butter.
Gentlemen, please.
I didn't need you to stick up for me, okay? I could've handled that myself.
You got no gun, no car, no wife, and now you got no partner.
No, no, no. No more water. We're not here for that.
The only thing I had to be proud of in my life was being a detective.
Can you imagine where you’d be if you shot like this all year?
Really, we're in a punting group and no one is interested in this?
- Come on! - Here we go.
And I got another job at Bed Bath and Beyond. Okay?
- Yeah. - Let's go.
I do... I have a wonderful sense of humor.
Honestly, I have no idea what you're talking about.
- Hey, how are you? You son of a bitch! - Hey, hey, hey!
Lendl Global has those TV ads where I can't figure out what they do.
You might wanna think about dropping them a thank you note.
Hey heres a note.. Thanks for the skeet dumpster mercedes. -Uncle granpa
Who's the man who did that to you Damien's bitches better be using jimmies
- I can hum if I want to. - No, I know you can.
On that line live Danson and Highsmith.
He's ecstatic! He got laid twice, and now he's got two dollars on top of it.
Guess where we just came from? An explosion at your accounting office.
but Allen and Terry had worked it like stars.
8:12! Let's Have A Great Day, Everybody! - Cut The Shit!
He tosses me down a Mossberg pump. I send one through his chest.
and it's gonna be glorious.
You can't keep me cooped up in here, okay?
You're not going anywhere near that Prius, okay?
Working with an ODA
Don't you get it? I don't want you, Allen, okay? I never did.
When it’s time for water wars
Truly delightful.
Let's do it.
We were abducted, Captain! This shit is real! Ershon's dirty. He's targeting the lottery!
Well, here she is. Boltz left her under an overpass for the night
Pulled a deadly weapon. He started running at me.
I've got big boy pants on!
So stop pointing it at me.
We were supposed to get married, but she backed out. It's complicated.
Talk about a wild weekend, right?
My waistline is furious.
There's blood blisters on my hands!
But, yes.
Beaman knew that I had falsified my financials,
What would you rather be,
I’ve always got Dave Matthews Band loaded up here I’ve got six discs
Terry, Captain wants to know
How great is Jersey Boys? It's not great. It's fantastic!
- No, I already have a beer. - No, no, no, no.
Who's this, your new boyfriend? Great, you got a new boyfriend
Alright, bring it in.
Yo, Paper Bitch.
Sara You Idiot!
He also says that