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I always work hard enough for two. I deserve another point.
How was Career Day?
Well, if anybody needs any medical advice...
No, no, no. I'm sorry. This is too weird.
No, no, no. Just lately I've been thinking a lot clearer.
I went to the doctor today. I have mono.
It's my allure, my twinkle, you know.
So will I. But maybe I'll just have to get rid of Kramer's idea.
I have no idea, but don't worry. We'll figure something out later.
So how long is this not gonna be a problem for me?
What the hell was I thinking?
Turns out some stupid intern screwed up my test.
Mono.
-What happened to your face? -What?
Jackie’s cashing on your wretched disfigurement.
-One of you has to go on. -All right. I'll do it.
Yeah, in extra time...
Yeah, I think so.
Okay, good. Thank you.
What? Did they kick you out too? Yeah, they kicked us all out.
Of course, absolute zero.
-Yeah. -All right. That's all I wanted to know.
Right. Elevate your legs.
Now, why is it that when I ended up on the couch like that, you grounded me for a week?
-What, did they kick you out too? -Yeah, they kicked us all out.
No. Hypokalemia.
-Oh, I'm not going on. -What did you come down here for?
There was a pretty good chance I was never gonna have sex again anyway
Well, he started feeding it crickets, and the children just love him...
-What? -I think.
With due respect, I went there...
Who is Sir Arthur Conan Doyle?
Let the kids see a real, live Yankee.
I thought things went great. Why wouldn't she have sex with him?
I disagree. In fact, I feel Mr. Kramer projects a rugged masculinity.
What for?
Now let me ask you a question.
Well, that kind of brings us to why I'm here.
I'm finding that out.
It looks like an old catcher's mitt.
-Well.... -Can I introduce you as doctor?
First, Louise, and now, the Portuguese waitress?
A simple joke from a simple man.
So now you're not gonna go on?
-We wound up talking all night. -You're enjoying the not enjoying.
What is Chicken Kiev
Is Kramer home?
Okay? Now, from what I know about you...
What? What is going on? What is that about?