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Poo
Hypokalemia.
What?
Yes, I take your order, please?
I hate you.
Well, Jerry...
I'm like a sexual camel. That's not the point.
It's from all that smoke.
What is tungsten or wolfram?
I stopped having sex with Ben three days ago...
I was out.
Not good. I'm a moron.
...with a Portuguese waitress. Mathematically, I had to do it, Jerry.
-She made an offer. I took it. -How much?
Nucleosis?
You better believe it. Jackie's cashing in on your wretched disfigurement.
-They asked you to do Career Day? -Yeah, it's no big thing.
-Elaine? Hi. -Oh, hi, Sue Ellen, hi.
Take me to your leader
Can't you at least tell them what to do?
Well, what's the difference? I thought it was a bad combination between the two of them having sex.
Thank you.
Take me to your leader
Okay, Jerry, that's fine.
But ultimately you're gonna choose in favor of sex, right?
...but I still have to pass my licensing exam.
-So it's just mono. -Mono?
-All right. -Yeah.
Oh, come on. She's not going to hate him.
-I don't understand. -Exactly.
Say me, you and Kramer are flying over the Andes.
Jackie, I got a case against the hot dog delivery companies
I don't know. Perhaps I can better serve the world this way.
And before that, you were bumped by a lizard?
So if you like to tell jokes, and you love to make people laugh...
Jerry, great news.
I'm serious, Elaine. I went to med school...
Grammarly