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Dad!
Oh, my God, this is for real.
...l'll have to live with her again.
"Best of Britain Week." That made money.
- Charlie, let's go! - Is Dad coming tonight, Mom?
It was never my game, you know? I used to row.
- Bye, sweetheart. - Bye.
- Oh, come on, tell Mommy. - I'm still your Charlie Bear. Good night.
- No way. You have tests. - Music is my life, Dad!
- We have to talk. - Wait.
- Quick, throw it! - I'm open. Open.
It's supposed to do that. You squeeze the antler.
Way to go!
- Yo, Marshall. - Yo, Marshall.
Man, you just don't know. She is so fat, man.
Go home. Take a pill.
- Sneakers. - I know. He's losing it.
Hey, Charlie.
So don't make any appointments, and keep Avery off his back.
I guess you felt bad about not letting Charlie go to the concert.
He's too easily distracted. He lacks focus. He lacks...
- Well, yeah, sure. It's your call. - Fine. Run with it, babe.
- Excuse me? - I mean, Mr. Ferriera.
I tried to warn you.
- Officer! This old lady's being mugged! - Where?
Move it! Move it! You guys are terrible!
I have a problem. Could you tell me where I'm supposed to go?
I mean...
Hang on!
Hi, Marshall.
Mom knows your father turned you into a foul-mouthed alcoholic.
I played with my moose for 20 minutes and it broke.
- We can't! - Charlie, we have no choice.
The janitor left a note to say there's a frog in your bathroom.
I just wish I could have his attention in my classroom.
I know what I said.
Marshall, it's imperative that we resolve this South China Seas situation.
I can hear you people in the parking lot. Dooley, get out!
You really have the worst of this deal, Dad.
What are you waiting for?
I see. Maybe since Friday you realized what you got.
We're only here to measure up.
What are you doing here?
You're really sparking them, Charlie.
- So how's it with your dad? - Why do you ask?
A little Grey Poupon.
Finally, Avery says:
Moose.
Always business first, huh, Mr. Turk?
- Oh, sorry. - Excuse me.
Were you deranged?
I feel sick.
Think about it.
How did she get to become a track coach?
Am I in the wrong place? Are these the auditions for the Ice Capades?
Without sales, we might as well raise the white flag and surrender...
I'll do anything you want, Sam.
"Unless the yin-yangs have objections...
Absolutely. The forecast says snow. The roads might get dangerous.
He works on weekends, he works at nights.
She gets back this weekend. If we don't resolve this...
I mean, tonight you completely disarmed me.
Sorry.
Major, major, major dork.
We would've made more if we thought bigger.
...to contain a poisonous gas of your choice.
- Get me two for Malice. - Two? Who you taking? Lori?
In four years, you've never asked me about my weekend.
You've been gone for a half an hour, Marshall.
No, we won't.
Heading west on Harrison in pursuit of a midget on one of our bikes.
You know, I wish I could change places with you.
Invasion of the Body Switchers.
Let me speak to him.
...he gets freaked and puts it somewhere safe.
Welcome, Mr. Seymour, Miss Crespi, to Thailand.
You think so?
Horny little bastard.
Our competition is selling the same merchandise we are in the same way.