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- I'll go. - Out of the question.
I'm trying to tell you, your son is a dreamer.
Charlie, I'm gonna make it up to you. I swear.
- Pasquale, we have a problem. - The linguine is not al dente?
...if we are still a unit.
I think I've heard enough music for one evening.
Of course not. Otherwise, I wouldn't have had you.
Which only confirms what I have suspected all along.
You showed me a person I really wanna be with.
I forgot. I arranged a sitter because I was seeing Sam tonight.
- No problem with customs. - Okay, I'd like this to go too, please.
All I'm saying is...
- You all right? - Yeah.
I don't think it's right for a man of his...
I don't believe it. Someone beat us to it.
Dad?
Come on.
Cancel it. It won't kill you to be a parent for a week.
- Morning, Sam. - Hi, Sam.
Address, address, address...
What about those people? Those people that kidnapped you?
- Marcie? - Yes?
Don't tell me you don't have girls there.
Charlie, what can I say? You can't believe the problems I had.
I know so.
- Don't stop now, we're really wailing! - It's Mr. Avery, Mr. Seymour.
Oh, my God! He's out!
Don't try to up the ante with that tourist bullshit, Kwo. Five grand.
I guess they got theirs.
Robyn came back. She took Charlie home.
I'll talk to you tomorrow.
Marshall, it's not what I want.
Merry Christmas.
Think you got a rough deal traveling around the East?
Mr. Seymour, when we spoke on the phone Friday...
It was this. You were holding it. You said...
Great. We can leave a day early.
Wow! A ball-breaker.
I don't know. Let's hope he's not sick today.
You two, out! Doug, Charlie, you're in.
My frog.
I don't just mean tonight. I mean the big picture, the whole ball of wax.
- He can't. We'll never see it again. - Sit down!
Don't worry about it.
Try and remember, I'm bigger than you now.
- What's the problem? - What's the problem?
Taxi!
I'm telling you, the kid says it has magical powers.
What did I just ask you not to do?
- See you later. - Bye. Yeah.
I didn't mean to.
Careful! Get back! Get back!
- You mean, you don't usually have fun? - Sure.
My friends, ladies and gentlemen.
Well, do you have a newspaper?
He really likes you, Sam.
We need each other.
I can't wait.
I seem to have this darling blue and white ginger jar...
- Excuse me. - Yes?
You're the one who'll have to turn this thing around, Marshall.
...and we'll end up in bed together.
- Do you mind if I sit out this one? - Do I what?
I've been thinking about that.
You're going to school, for God's sake.
Get undressed, Dad. You'll rip my pajamas.