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I... I was this close to doing something the other day.
No.
Right.
_
Well, we hope to see you on Sunday.
- Yes, it does. - No, it doesn't, Jesse!
No offense, that casserole you brung
- What do you want, Cassidy? - I just need an advance.
Aah! Ohh!
One time, when I was 6,
I did it to myself.
It's no trouble.
Jesus is my savior.
Ohh.
DT's so bad he can't button his shirt.
_
Tracy?
♪ Oh, Lord, I'm praying ♪
brings 25, 30 units online.
but its terms are everlasting
See ya then.
Mnh-mnh.
- ♪ The nights are getting longer ♪ - ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
Do I get all your money or just some of it?
All that's left to do now is dig a wee spot of sod,
He's walking the earth with a face like an arsehole.
Apart from that, turnout not too bad, huh?
All right, my pretties.
I'm fine, Mama.
That's...
All right.
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We don't know why and we don't care,
What'd you do?!
He doesn't work, he sleeps all day.
Sure, Mosie.
I... I'm sick, you know? I'm addicted.
But someday...
I am 119-year-old vampire from Dublin City.
Thank you.
No, I want to do this.
Confidential, that's right.
I... I d-do. I do, totally.
What happened?
Who was that?
Stars, birds, elk three times.
I like having you around.
So long as you truly repent your sinful thoughts.
No trouble.
What else?
We're gonna do it right this time.
Vampire, huh?