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- Dr. Harry Vanderspeigle?
Belongs to the state of Colorado.
- Oh, my damn. - ♪ Right now!
and just chopped the foot right off.
- He's probably just looking for attention.
- The sooner the better.
- Hm?
- How's your new boyfriend. You get into his Pull-Ups yet?
This is my body.
♪
[groans]
♪ I feel a change on the rise ♪
- This looks good.
we knew we had to come speak with you.
♪
- ♪ Without the light
♪
- Uh-huh.
- I hear the found the body? - No, just a foot.
- Damn right. - Yeah.
- Sorry. Must be the Canadian in me.
- Aww.
he even convinced the deputy to draw this.
[heart pounding] Elevated heartbeat...
oh, oh. [door slams]
When I say he, I mean he or she.
- Just a...
we recently lost one of our own, Sam Hodges,
- It's back there.
I can't be seen hanging out with my mother.
- You taking me to feed baby squirrels again?
Definitely my foot.
- Yes, just one minute. - Oh, o--
Not.
- Doctor, do you have anything that--
- Yes, he did, right?
- Who even are you, Harry Vanderspeigle?
- Do you ever meditate?
- Asta's the nurse.
I can't sleep at night. I'm trying to learn how.
Every day when I arrive at work And Natalie opens her mouth
♪ Haunted, haunted by my--
These are brand-new shoes, you dick!
- Danny Oliver. - My God, he took you to prom.
- None of it concerned me.
- Ah-sta, Dr. V needs some prescription pads,
- Ball is life. - No, don't--
- Oh, my God. - You're so weird.
- Mm.
- Those are Cletus's dog treats.
- Now... - Okay.
♪
- Why aren't you?
I was just buying a lock for your desk drawer.
Even this dog is making me nervous.
Before you say that's sexist, that's just a fact.
- But for every one person locking away their secrets,
- It's not my fault that he is a narcissist.