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- PUPPET: Does that hurt? - (MOANING)
Jesucristo.
Oh, my God, is that the ocean over there?
She's got her hands on my carrot!
To find the killer, we needed to look into
Yeah, the internet's killing me,
Drop your gun.
I know it's early, but what the heck.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Oh, you feel better, too?
(PANTING)
I'm sorry I shot the wrong guy.
How about that?
(RABBITS EXCLAIM)
Uh, yeah, Detective Edwards called.
Put the weapon down!
(SINGING) ♪ I know a guy who's tough but sweet
the Puppet Television Network.
She didn't exist. Can I have one of those bananas?
He's servicing a client right now.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER AND LAUGHTER)
(SNORTING)
- I'm so sorry. - Don't hold my...
I can't believe you fucking shot me.
to be warm and fuzzy, it might as well be.
Push it. (GRUNTS)
- Roxy? - Yeah.
Yeah. You've got it. The wife of who?
- Give it to me! - (MOANING)
to permanently repeal the Philips Code.
EDWARDS: Who is that?
Jesus Christ. Shut the curtains, would you?
You're a goddamn menace!
Well, you're a real fucking poet, aren't you?
As you can see, she's the kind of girl
(BOTH GRUNTING)
Yeah. I'm gonna, um, take that as a yes.
Fucking rabbits.
Fuck.
I just don't wanna watch
Hey, Vin, it's Phil.
(EXHALES)
I'm lightheaded, I'm lightheaded...
Just answer my question.
(PANTING) Oh, shit.
I don't know, babe.
- Bark for me, bitch! Bark! - (MUFFLED BARKING)
God damn it. There you go, there you go.
JUNKYARD: Flush to the motherfucking queen.
(WHIMPERS)
from one sugar fix to the next.
- Partner? - Shut up.
(WHIMPERING)
I didn't think you were coming around here no more.
Oh, Mr. P, you're gonna give me a very fat butt.
- PHIL: Okay, okay. - Attaboy, attaboy.
- (CHUCKLES) That's not yours? - No!
Eeeeeeee!
Come on.
Give me the carrot. Give me the carrot.
- Oh, yeah. - Drop it, Phil.
♪ Then I'll have candy all the time
I received this in the mail today.
Oh! No! You don't... Ow!
Would a crazy fucking bitch do this?
I can't read your lips, you're a fucking puppet.
No, this is ridiculous. Come on.
That's fine, let me just tidy up for a sec.
and I ruined all of our lives in the process,
- Huh? Yeah. - Yeah, yeah.
They will tear out all of his stuffing
Literally, any other way than what you just did.
(EXHALING)
in more fluff than you can imagine.
What, did you take a vow of silence?
You're quiet.
Hey, hey. Give him his eye back.
What?
- EDWARDS: Take the shot, Phil! - SANDRA: He won't shoot me.
(WHIRRING CONTINUES)
But I'm glad you're still here.
world's greatest detective.
Give me the key. She's getting away.
I guess she heard about those guys already.
I need your help to save him.
- I'm not squeamish. - Yeah, you are.
LARRY: Here comes my brother with his partner.
ANNOUNCER: Returning this fall,
- RABBIT 1: Look at that! - RABBIT 2: Oh, wow!
(WHIRRING STOPS)
- Crystal clear. - Oh, shit.
Happy ending?
No one's coming in with the suit jackets made
I'm gonna take two.
Am I a human? Am I a puppet?
'Cause it ain't you, Philips.
(GRUNTS)
in my stuffing-filled chest was still a...
How about you apologize to Roxy
That's delicious. It's like springtime in Beijing.
(MUFFLED GROANING)
- (SIGHS AND SNIFFLES) - Here comes the lieutenant.
Puppet Pussy Party.
(FUNK MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)
Daddy! Daddy!
Jesus Christ... Oh, shit, Lyle!
We got you surrounded.
And you said, "What?"
Stop yelling at me! You know what?
You're a fucking asshole.
If he did it, I'll bring him in myself.
Yeah.
(WHIMPERS)
Where is your filthy hose?
Bite the tip!
What are you, some kind of qualified tailor?
Blue male, three and a half feet tall.
- Oh! - I apologize...
It makes me wish I had a dick for you to suck.
What the hell's she doing with a picture
(CHUCKLING) Oh, Phil, it's on again.
You and I both know that this is like puppet bullshit here,
(YELLING) Get your teeth out of my tit!
I didn't recognize that it was Larry.
And what do you mean, she didn't exist? Everybody exists.
But I will only give you pain!
these puppets wouldn't know a good deal
You boys want some Fiddle Faddle?