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Ten packs is all I can give you. I told you that on the plane.
and his lips would drink from the galvanized spout
to do something out of guilt. Believe me, I know.
- Four fifty. - I'll take it.
That factory also had a comprehensive dental plan,
but I can't say no when she asks me to come visit.
I've never been one to depend on other people, Rose. You know that.
I'll give you a dollar for these Elvis Presley salt and pepper shakers.
It was an accident.
She screamed, she hollered, day and night. She made me do my therapy.
- They're so much fluffier. - Oh, you're welcome, but that was Julie.
Could you please get me a glass of water?
the night George took me to Woodstock.
Well, I think you're scared too, but you won't admit that you need help.
Oh, sure, honey. Here you go.
and I want to especially thank you for that pillow from first class.
But after all is said and done,
And the card attached would say
Come on now, come on now. Get out of here.
I think I'm just the kind of person that likes to get out there and do it.
for the 100-yard dash?
You know, when I was in college, I taught school part-time
Oh, Rose. You'd be worried if you couldn't find anything to worry about.
Get the hell out of here!