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It's spaghetti with marinara sauce and some cheese.
You have far more bald professionals than the average person.
I wouldn't even go if I were you. It's too awkward.
I'm sorry, too.
Maybe she was telling the truth.
I can't be in this car for much longer.
Well, that's crucial.
- I got to go, I really got to go. - Just hold on a second.
I can't do the show for two months, what am I gonna do?
Another kid in class is, and a lot of the boys
It's for my wife. It's for my wife.
- Please, now really. - No, no, you please.
Fellatio, cunnilingus, French kissing!
- Oh, yeah? Wow. - Yeah.
Let's get that waiter.
- Wow. It works. - Yeah, it works.
or something I could eat, you know, like through a straw?
- What a surprise! - I'm Andy Portico, thanks for watching.
- Oh, Larry. - Andy.
You came in bald just to get the job?
- One number? - Yes, one!
He tried to pass himself off as bald and he wasn't bald.
The car got stuck in one spot and she got out and she was soaking wet.
Glen... Glen-Rock!
- What are you doing? - I got involved in the game.
Maybe.
- I can't do this... - Because you can't...
- Can't you just say yes? - No.
he's gonna slaughter us, okay?
- Are we stuck in this thing? - We're not moving.
Here you go.
about going to the dentist?
The thumbs down.
If we're in mire, I would assume that we're also in muck.
and he told me I should get some colon cleanse.