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As a matter of fact, he's out here now. He's weighing offers.
Health food stores make me feel unhealthy.
that's the restaurant where he used to work in New York.
- Bullshit! - Hit the ground!
Is it too "Knots Landing"?
You believe that guy would do something like that on purpose?
drop off her lunch, and then I'll take you to your office.
"I'm sorry. I'm sorry."
- Oh, did you? You're so smart. - I knew.
Usually one is in muck and mire. He said I was in a mire.
He stepped up.
What's the point, huh? It's all rigged, anyway.
I couldn't get dates. You don't see me taking it out on anybody.
I think I have to find a bathroom pretty soon.
I don't know about that.
A pit plate? Why don't you call it a garbage plate?
So let me ask you,
I think I should mention that I have one problem.
Portico.
We are in a big muck. We don't have a chef.
- We can't fire him. - Why?
You got hired under false pretenses.
He's gonna be right there, cursing up a storm.
Not now.
Oh, Andy! Oh my gosh, I'm sorry.
- Like a fucking Muppet. - I'm so sorry, Andy.
What's with the...?
a hen taking newborn puppies under her wing.
We open in three days, we don't have a chef.
- That's Portico? - Come on!
You're not gonna be able to review it.
Does he not look familiar to you?
That's really touching.
But our kitchen's right in the front.
- No capers. - All right.
He takes it out on the rest of the world.
Eat your heart out, Ted Danson. That's all I have to say.
Outstanding.
He's gonna put his thumbs through the table.