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My God.
That's your fourth THC cone today. You're costing us money.
She needs a job. I need to get laid.
-You don't have to drink it anymore. -Cheers to that.
...who built a delivery room in their guest house.
Okay. I'll take the weed.
So that was my apology. Now it's time for yours.
There will be no need to ever leave.
Because all I know is some...
Play along.
Wow, you really are a cop. Can I still bang your cousin?
-Hey, you're fired. -I'm what?
We'll be filing articles of dissolution with state and county.
I'll get your chart from the other doctor--
He can sue us for wrongful termination.
-Can I talk to you a sec? -What?
Dick ever buy you a Cartier Panthere watch with double diamonds?
-They're animals. -It's humiliating.
I'll do that.
...to put yourself on the road to financial freedom.
Quit harassing my children!
What--? What, he get shot? Beheaded?
No. No, Andy, Esteban's fine. The call was bullshit to get you here.
Oh, that's fucking great.
Double scoop of Cripple Ripple Fudge.
And weed over greed. Or is it greed over weed?
There goes the dyke market.
My private instructor looks just like Ashton Kutcher.
...they put me on squeeze duty all day.
How convenient.
You will never come near a Calderon woman.
The timing.
So leave. I don't care.
Ready to settle down, sow my seed. Carry on my part of the Botwin legacy.
I'm not rapey enough for you.
I told you. I told you something would happen to Esteban.
I need this baby to be born right now. I need witnesses.