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and cry themselves to sleep in a clean, safe environment.
- Let's just say it. You won. - Was there a contest?
You said I wouldn't be bothered. I'm bothered.
It's a past life.
Like 100 years ago.
Too bad.
You have one new message.
Now, having said all that,
This guy is very sour. Like asparagus gone bad or something.
It was what I needed. A shock treatment to jolt me back to sanity.
Trey, you look so cute in a cap and gown!
I'll get out of here today. Thanks for letting me sleep on your couch.
Hi, it's me. I need to talk to you about what I said the other day.
and men the right, more logical side.
and you have a wife and a drinking problem.
- I'm not drunk. - Then what is your excuse?
The upsetting thing is proposing to a guy who says "all righty".
Miranda came home to something that was even harder to swallow.
If you know anyone who's interested...
who made a living cutting coming attractions for film companies.
I was gonna ask if you'd look at it with me,
- What are you gonna do? - Nothing.
You're my booth bitch Yeah, I'm your booth bitch
What? You don't like your salad?
It wasn't a left or right-brainer, it was a no-brainer.
You wax it real good.
Yeah, well... It doesn't quite fit.
It's fine. He's healthy, and I don't swallow.