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Somewhere out there was a guy who wanted to pull it apart.
We should order.
- He told me at the furniture show. - What was he doing there?
But is it really that cut and dry?
Not nearly enough.
There's always a contest with an ex. It's called "Who'll Die Miserable?".
I have a great boyfriend, and I'm not insane.
That is, unless the man has spunk that's like the rotten egg buffet.
- oak? - It's mostly maple.
with the right man it can be fabulous.
oK, I gotta go.
That shit is funky!
You've just met. I've had pairs of pantyhose longer.
I'm sorry it's taking me so long
- Have you got a smoke? - I quit.
Sorry, but who else can I talk to about this?
It's not gay, if it's you.
They should put that on the pack to cut back sales.
- You've got funky tasting spunk. - What?
Who wants to split a Rubin?
is while you can emotionally move away from each other,
Mommy really wanted to get married, so Daddy said, "All righty".
It's not logical. This is love.