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- Can you pull trucks through snow? - I absolutely could.
No, I'm actually, uh, teaching my daughter some self-defense.
Look. This is not gonna be a half-assed workout.
It's not sexist. It's just truthful.
- Yeah, it is. - Okay, what's the first step?
Hey, Mac! Get a chair, smash it on my back.
- Yeah, but I can't lift that. - Just position yourself under the bar and listen to me.
- Yeah, it's a lot softer than wood. - Petrified wood.
- No. - It's actually softer than wood.
Yeah, what's your point though?
Technique don't mean shit out on the streets. Guys have knives.
We're gonna go sign you up for the fight.
Yes, Dad, I know the fight is in a few hours, all right?
Drink this. Drink this.
- Get this lion off of me here. - No!
- Why can't you just take your shirt off for us? - Just drop it for now.
What, are you trying to humiliate me?
Clown Baby? What in the hell kind of a name is Clown Baby?
- You mean like a baby clown? - Not a baby clown. A clown ba...
- Girls can't fight. They don't have muscles. - It's true.
- Well, this is awesome. - Yeah. This is amazing.
It's like you have no motor skills.
- First step is getting that shirt off. - Yeah, let's get that shirt off.
Hey-Hey-Hey, Frankie, it's me. Bobby Thunderson.