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ARCHER: Ow! Oh, eat a dick, jungle!
Over my dead body.
So it says here that Calzado isn't even the head of the whole operation.
You remember to check your 6. My six what?
I'm assuming it's a sound of some sort. CHERYL: Nuh-uh!
Ow! And B, lower your freaking voice.
Get back in here.
You say that all the time. I never know what you're talking about.
Last week it was freestyling.
Because that's exactly the brand of unparalleled professional excellence...
I learned I don't like being bait.
Not every time. Like a third of the time.
Hi everyone, it's Cyril's birthday today! We invited the gang over for his party. We're gonna have a barbecue in a little bit, Cheryl's gonna play her ukulele, and it's gonna be a blast. Hey guys, I've got the burgers ready, and I've made a cake for us to eat. And , like Lana said, Ca... Cheryl's gonna sing "Yankee Doodle Dandy" and play her ukulele later, and we'll eat cake.
Or wearing such shitty clothes. Or doing such shitty missions.
WHAT!? I purposely trashed my car for nothing!? You'll regret this!!! First, let's head to the salon. We're going to recalibrate you, and see what's going on under all that grease and hair.
ARCHER: Cyril? Oof! Unh!
Goddess of the Jungle, you are a whore.
This meeting is for field agents only.
Wait, what's in this for you?
Well, then you're obviously an idiot when it comes to crocodiles...
Ah. Archer, we don't have--