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End of discussion. And since this meeting is for field agents only...
What was I saying? Oh, yes, unparalleled--
Oh. Well, I was hoping you guys could come up with something.
Oh, come on! That's more than the drugs!
Well, what if I told you I had a way to beat any drug test in the world?
CYRIL: Then they brought me here. I bluffed my way through the rest.
Okay, let's hunt some humans.
...and zero reasons not to.
Well, that can be arranged. Lana?
...a.k.a. the world's most deadliest predators.
Heh-heh-heh. Yes, they are ridiculous, no?
Yeah, well, here's shit in your eye.
Uh... All right, since you called it.
Since when are we bounty hunters?
This stupid building is a tinderbox and I will burn it to the ground.
If you want, I can watch while you masturbate.
So shut your dickholes, get your gear, shut up again, and start walking.
Which I can't even do, y'all.
L-- Oh, my God, totally, yes!
Here, maybe this will help.
...that fly 1000 meters, or one klick, a second...
Archer. And then it came to me.
We split the difference, of course.
I call them groovy bears.
Sorry, I gotta get back to Earth before the Stargate closes.
Aah! What the hell?! Damn guy. Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Step 1: Trim Trim Trim. Step 2: Clean Look. Step 3: Place to Relax. Tame his hair and swap the mechanic outfit with something stylish and casual. Remove work equipment from the garage and give him an area to hang out with friends.
Every time. Your big, fat mouth gets us caught every time.
My problem is I don't want a thousand steel balls to shred my genitals.
No! Yes, you can.
And you're under arrest, albeit extra-judicially.
I'm sorry, it's just... I've been trying to build my dream restaurant, but nothing is going according to my plan. I've been a head chef for years, but owning a restaurant is much more stressful! And that's why we're here! Your sous chef, Jeannie, nominated you!
Oh, just dinner, of course. You know, we already ate. But that lack of visitors is the reason why we're here. We heard you love having people over to watch movies, but lately people have been too... scared to come over.
I get the woman. Called it! Boom!
You just leave that to me, amigo.