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Who the hell are you?!
"Chop-chop"? Here we go.
Damn that Krieger. Nazi-clone bastard. Ah.
Okay. You look, you listen, you smell...
Um, not Archer? No, I had to outsmart them.
Is that Cyril?
Townspeople:
Or you can save your money and try your luck in the current job market.
They'd just go buy a million dollars' worth of crack with it.
Ha, ha. Amigo, I was just mocking...
Then we give Mother a million and you and I split the other million.
Wait a minute, was I just bait?
You're not my friend. You're a Decepticon. CHERYL: Aah!
How I feel And what I want to do
We're scared. We're just tourists. Our car broke down, so--
Wait a second, Timothy, your wife nominated you because you always put work before yourself. You deserve a makeover! You're right! I shouldn't turn down an opportunity like this. It's my chance to get a tune-up!
Yeah that’s me, Mr selfish...
How are you both still alive?!
Well, here. Give me, give me, give it! Ah, ah, ah.
Yes, I did. ARCHER: Me too.
So shut up, Cyril's gonna be fine.
Oh, which reminds me: Call Terry.
Or ass level, which in your case would also take off your head.
So the assault weapons and plastic explosives, why do you have these?
What if it was PARC'? Or the ELN?
Are you telling us that?
...and you remember to check your 6.
Oh, hey, speaking of excellent, did you hear we met a tiger?
Oh, thank God. I thought those were yeti hands.
CYRIL: Ow! Sorry, Cyril, did that hurt?
What's a "La Sombra"?
Swear to God, first thing Friday morning, we all gotta pee in a cup.
Yeah, that's me, Mr. Selfish.
For when I was thirsty, you saw fit to slake my--
Make me, cabrén. I-- Look, she will shoot you.
Why, what's--? What is going on here?
Uh, Heckle, Jeckle, between us and Calzado's fortified compound...
...and eat a big goddamn jungly dick!